So you just found out you're God

[Slangeveld]

I'd be doin' some seriously impossible awesome stuff.

 

[SD-Fiend]

make people like sonic again

 

[UpcountryGecko]

I'd wonder why I'm omniscient yet failed to realise that I'm God for so long.

 

[Volothos]

I'd simply create my own life and watch it live and advance.

 

[CrikeyO]

Considering in Black and White I got sick of people who were worshipping me needing food AND got more power from sacrificing them to myself ...

I'd imagine the world's overpopulation problem will no longer be a problem.

 

[bodyguarddied]

The very first thing I would do is remap the camera in the first 3 Spyro games to the right analog stick. Yes, I need the powers of a God to do that and yes that is the very first thing I would do. Other than that, I'd just lay low. If people realized I wasn't aging, I'd pull a Snake and rapidly age. I'd then "die" in front of them, get buried, then restart all over again. Repeat ad nauseum.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Restore universe factory settings

 

[JWW]

Kick ass and take names.

And then dance. Try laughing my dancing now that I'm God!

 

[viking97]

all teenage pop stars spontaneously lose the ability to make the slightest noise.

then probably alternate from being an avatar of my godliness and doing benevolent things, and being myself and just using my powers when i feel like it, like having my homework be instantly done and making ppl who i don't like's clothes disappear in public.

lol i would have so much fun.

 

[C95J]

I'd probably eat a bagel...

...like a boss?

lol, EXACTLY like a boss

 

[aarontg]

Free pancakes for everyone!!! XD. That would be my first thing but after that you might as well give an anarchistic seven year old a copy of sim city and you would get the same result in terms of responsability.

 

[rokkolpo]

I would go down to Earth and tell every one to Calm the fuck down, Stop killing each other because its annoying, and for god sakes disarm the nukes.

which would ofcourse cause panic, make them kill each other and all the satanists will start launching nukes.

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

I'd erase my sense of Guilt, then make myself God Emperor!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I would make every single one of you watch Troy .

All of you...

[small]Especially you...[/small]

No..

No..!

No!!!!

*Ahem*

OT: I have a few billion people I have to set straight.. crazy fundamentalists in my PR group is not good for me, damnit!

 

[WillieTroubador]

look down
past my robe
see that
thats the tip of my dick
now just allow me to hike up my robe
clear balls! with little goldfish inside of them!

 

[Stuntcrab]

World peace for everyone!!

 

[TheStickman]

Make sure my girlfriend is always happy with whatever she'd love. She deserves everything in my heart and everything that I have. Why do I keep making these kinds of posts? I swear I've been hit by a love bug or some crap. Wait, I'll make sure to destroy ALL LOVE BUGS, after I give her everything she ever wanted.

Destroy the Love Bugs.

Be careful; I hear that Herbie's a wily one.

OT: I'd find out what the meaning of life is. And then I wouldn't tell anyone.

I'd also get all of my school work from now (8th grade) until I graduate college.

Why keep going to school if I'm omniscient? Because I'm God, now shut up and make me a sandwich. The sandwich making guidelines are now taught in kindergarten and reviewed each year following.

All sandwiches are left in an altar in the middle of the city before sunset or else.

Then when I get bored I'd do other things, like solving world hunger, etc., making people I don't like spontaneously combust (like the people who don't make me a sandwich before sundown), and sculpting one side of the moon into Awesome Face. The other side would look like the moon from Majora's Mask.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Random things I'd do:

-Rename the US army to Storm Troopers
-Make bowling balls bounce
-Make priests into part time competetive singers
-Resurrect Bruce Lee
-Teleport everyone I don't like onto their roofs