So you just found out you're God

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BrownGaijin

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-Continue to allow free will
-Watch over my flock and love them
-Make every effort to lead them down the right path
-Suffer when they hurt themselves or leave me
-Wait with resolve at the edge of my kingdom for my lost ones to return
-Rejoice when they return to me


Alright FINE! The first thing that popped into my head is visit the rest of the universe, but since I am everywhere at once then the idea travel would be sort of meaningless. I guess I would adopt George Burns or Morgan Freeman's personality from their respective movies.

Let's see what else, oh yeah, kick the Babel Fish's ass and tell people to stop freaking out about the end of the world.

Edit: Suddenly remembered a HGTTG reference. Just had to throw it in there.
 

xzenopredator

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lads,loog for an rpg game called "exhalted" its like DnD, basically you become a god...and can try and do what ever you can think of xP someone was trapped in a room that was closing in on him.....he dodged it =S OT. id use my powers to join the world in one single religion worshipping me =P ending most wars and using my influence to have technology advanced =D
 

PrototypeC

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If I discovered I was God... I would erase myself from everyone's memories, and follow and protect the one person I actually cared about.
 

Mr.Mattress

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I'd restart the earth so that around the time of Humans their'd also be Dog people, More brutish Humans, More intellectual but sinister Humans, Neanderthals (Acting as the Dwarves of Earth), Elves, Lion People, Elephant People, and maybe Light Based Creatures. Then I'd speed up to our modern day, and watch the fun.

Also, I'd make myself well known on the earth so people wouldn't be screwing around with Religious conflicts.
 

DarkRyter

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Sexy bitches. Sexy bitches EVERYWHERE.

Also, world peace or whatever. But the former will lead to the latter.
 

Drazeric

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Make a copy of myself and battle it until the end of time lol, i unno probably dance on the moon.
 

Quiet Stranger

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RaphaelsRedemption said:
I'd want an unending supply of ice cream and an explanation as to why I only just found out.

But I'm not. Which is good.
Ice cream? Ice cream? Well, what flavor is it? *cookie for reference, double cookie if someone can finish the line*

I don't know.....huge orgy?
 

Zealous

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World peace, fair distribution of wealth, food, etc... after making a lightning storm at the bottom of the Atlantic or something.
 

Sebenko

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I'd contemplate how it's impossible for me to be a god.

I'd have to be omniscient, but if I'd only just found out, then I don't know everything, so I'm not a god.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Totally let the power go straight to my head. I'd probably do whatever I wanted, mainly just dicking around for the most part. I'd do some good like end religous wars (first through diplomacy, then through SMITING!). Overall all though I wouldn't be that much of a benevolent God, I'd fix up some major problems but then let humanity get back to doing its own thing. I wouldn't start forcing people to worship me but they better damn well respect me.

Oh and I'd hover everywhere.
 

Talon_Skywarp

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Marry Lady Gaga and Lady Sovereign

Not good enough?

EDIT- Then invent a rocket powered Whale. Which was Gold. Where I would live with Gaga and Sovereign til the end of time.
 

Dango

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chinangel said:
Dango said:
What's the first thing you do?

I would probably teleport myself to the sun, because I've always wanted to see what it looks like up close (I would be wearing sunglasses of course).
Likely abuse my power...maybe make the world all female and somehow solve the procreation problem...I don't know. /shrug.

on an unrelated note, what's your avatar from?
It's Fuko from my favorite anime, Clannad.