So you're a cat.

[El Poncho]

I would...eat then...go to sleep. Yes, the perfect plan.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Inveigle myself into a middle-class household and spend the rest of my days in comfort. Occasionally venture outside for a few days in order to prevent my balls from being removed.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

What cats always do. Sleep and be adorably cute without trying.

...Don't you already do that? XD

OT: Probably act cute and then turn into hell spawn like my own cat. Maybe try to take over the world with that tactic, they can't arrest a cat. >:3

 

[kasperbbs]

I would steal peoples stuff in the street to amuse myself or just jump before a speeding car and hope that i won`t wake up as a lab rat.

 

[Byere]

I would be BLISSFULLY happy. Aside that, I'd probably end up being attacked by my territorially bitchy cats that I have already.
However, if I still smell the same (that's personal scent, not "reek like a trash-heap" thank you very much ¬.¬), it's possible they would recognize me and only beat me up a little without running me off and out my own home...

 

[Sassafrass]

What cats always do. Sleep and be adorably cute without trying.

...Don't you already do that? XD

...Yeah, but I'm not as adorable as a cat. This are adorable, [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/nollpost/funny%20pictures/caturday/kittens_sparta.jpg] I am not. XD

 

[Le_Lisra]

I'd use my then innate understanding of the universe to become in full harmony with everything and then lie on a radiator for 16h with breaks for meals and cuddles.

My former girlfriend says I'd be a tabby with a dusty coloured base.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Yeah, but I'm not as adorable as a cat. This are adorable, [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/nollpost/funny%20pictures/caturday/kittens_sparta.jpg] I am not. XD

Get you some cat ears and a tail and we'll see~ Then we'll take them off and burn them~ XD

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Flip shit cause that would be awesome. Apart from the potentiality of losing my junk the life of a cat seems pretty awesome to me. You get to be lazy as hell and play when you want, you can be all aloof or really companionable and no one's like "well that seems out of character". You get all the time you could possibly want to think about whatever, don't have to worry about working or school or trying to amount to anything. I'm already a cat, what the fuck else could I possibly want out of life? And if I still have my human intelligence then I can do stuff normal cats wouldn't think to do, like mess with people by unraveling a ball of yarn and placing it to make off-putting cryptic sentences so, bonus points.

-sigh-... if only.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Wonder if I am sneezing because I am allergic to myself or if I should have cleaned up before this.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Sleep a lot, plus I'd move things like keys, phones, wallets and what have you around the house just to screw with people, because no one would suspect the cat > *laughs maniacally*

 

[Wharrgarble]

Sleep. Lots and lots of sleep.

Wake up, scratch up something valuable, then go back to sleep.

 

[RagnorakTres]

I would be a cat. What more needs be said? I would find myself to be one of the princes of the universe, destined to make lowly humans feed and house me while I lord my superior agility over them.

 

[Sassafrass]

Get you some cat ears and a tail and we'll see~ Then we'll take them off and burn them~ XD

...Sounds like a plan. XD

 

[Laser Priest]

Aside from that, not much.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Rip out the throat of the first vetrinarian that tried to "fix" me.

 

[Xeros]

Snuggle up on whoever's watching TV/playing a game so I can watch.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Aside from that, not much.

I literally have that video playing in a separate tab at this moment.

Surreal