So you're a cat.
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Do whatever I can to get people to help me. I will CARVE WORDS INTO WOOD. Outside, then meow until someone comes to look (on a tree, preferably). Then, when I lose my mind, form a secret society of militant self-concious cats and conquer the world. I'd call it Felines for the Understanding and Realization of Real Intelligent and Existing Sentients (yes, I did that just so I could call it F.U.R.R.I.E.S.).
I would hope someone came along and opened my door for me before I starved to death in my bedroom. Then I would learn how to open doors without hands or fingers as well as attempt to figure out how to replicate human speech with my feline vocal cords. After that I would try to find (crazy)people and start a cult based around my obvious divinity(talking god cat ftw)and attempt to overthrow the govenment to create a theocratic nation with me as the supreme leader of both the state and the religion. Dogs would not be welcome. I would be a large regal looking Maine Coon with a thick chocolate colored coat.
Try to find a good home? I don't want to die because I'm too much of an idiot to properly catch a bird.
I'd like to think I'd be like my cat.
A rather large one............with a grey back and black stripes and a white belly.
I'd jump to the computer and type out messages for the family on the computer, waiting at he keyboard for them to see, then I'd continue typing so they know it was me....perhaps even convince them I am the cat.........then profit.........
A rather large one............with a grey back and black stripes and a white belly.
I'd jump to the computer and type out messages for the family on the computer, waiting at he keyboard for them to see, then I'd continue typing so they know it was me....perhaps even convince them I am the cat.........then profit.........
i would first have to fight off my 3 dogs because they would want to say hi in the let me bark at you for an hour way. then i would go kill the fucking mouse that has been annoying me for a while. then i would take a nap in a sunbeam. after that pester someone for food.
There are two options:
1) Accept my new relatively carefree lifestyle and live out the rest of my days in pure luxury, not having to worry about food, water, bills, etc. The only problem is then I might miss some of the finer human comforts, such as video games, and get bored.
2) Jump on my owner's keyboard while she has any sort of text box open and type exactly what happened to me while she is watching. It's possible to do so without opposable thumbs, and what other choice would she have than to believe me? After that, I don't really know where my life would go. Scientific experiments? Still being a house cat but with my owner treating me like a person?
Honestly, I would probably go for option 2. I just hope that they wouldn't dissect me.
What an odd question, OP.
1) Accept my new relatively carefree lifestyle and live out the rest of my days in pure luxury, not having to worry about food, water, bills, etc. The only problem is then I might miss some of the finer human comforts, such as video games, and get bored.
2) Jump on my owner's keyboard while she has any sort of text box open and type exactly what happened to me while she is watching. It's possible to do so without opposable thumbs, and what other choice would she have than to believe me? After that, I don't really know where my life would go. Scientific experiments? Still being a house cat but with my owner treating me like a person?
Honestly, I would probably go for option 2. I just hope that they wouldn't dissect me.
What an odd question, OP.
Wish to be a dog.
THough I suppose I could be one of those fun cats. Meaning I just do anything really I suppose. Or reenact the warriors books.
<spoiler=And I would be an American Tabby>http://www.mountaindaily.com/media/audio/large/tabby-cat.jpg
Actaully, that picture looks like the perfect way to spend the day.
THough I suppose I could be one of those fun cats. Meaning I just do anything really I suppose. Or reenact the warriors books.
<spoiler=And I would be an American Tabby>http://www.mountaindaily.com/media/audio/large/tabby-cat.jpg
Actaully, that picture looks like the perfect way to spend the day.
audible gasp! *offended face* T_TMatt_LRR said:
OP(what does this mean btw): why would i recover from "the token shock" of my ordinary morning???