So you're a cat.

[ShadowKatt]

What cats always do. Sleep and be adorably cute without trying.

Bingo. /thread.

 

[teebeeohh]

kill myself

 

[Justanothergamer300]

Chill out in the sun, then hang with the alley cats

Be a jerk and trip over people.

 

[Hunter15]

walk into a nuclear power plant and become either a hunter of a half furry (please be hunter Pleaseopleaseoplease)

 

[pspman45]

1. sleep on someone's face
2. walk across a keyboard while someone is working
3. CATNIP!!!
4. be adorable so they don't kick me out for above actions

 

[WolfEdge]

I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!

 

[Harlemura]

Well, assuming I just woke up, I'd still be in bed.
So I'd hide under the covers and put my now-fuzzy ass right back to sleep. I may be a cat, don't know why it'd stop me being lazy.

 

[p3t3r]

idk i would be a cat you know eat cat food and dream cat dreams

 

[crystalsnow]

It was inevitable.

 

[viranimus]

Outside of the licking my own ass, and having to eat catfood, Live basically the best existence EVAR.

 

[King Toasty]

Well, I adgbkijwbhlvnb cats can't type.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

I'd probably jump on something. Then go sleep on someone.

 

[General Vagueness]

Put myself out of my misery.

-m

How?

Anyway I'd figure out a way to open my bedroom door and then

I'd jump to the computer and type out messages for the family on the computer, waiting at he keyboard for them to see, then I'd continue typing so they know it was me....perhaps even convince them I am the cat.........then profit.........

something simple like "I turned into a cat, watch me type"... I may have to stop myself from playing with the mouse, but I'd get it out eventually

 

[natster43]

Probably rub up against things, meow at people, and go sleep somewhere. That is it.

 

[Sejs Cube]

Begin writing the sequel to The Metamorphosis.

 

[CaptainKoala]

Find the nearest face, and take a nap on it.

 

[Mark Hardigan]

Meow incessantly for food and then walk away, disinterested, when I get it.

 

[ninetails593]

Go on a killing spree. Cats are evil you know.