So you're a cat.

[MisterGobbles]

Sleep in every place that would annoy someone. "Oh, I see you're reading that magazine, but it seems like it would make a nice bed."

 

[Sgt. Cow]

I would be one of those cats that look like Hitler. Those are always cool.

Then I would amuse myself by using my telekinetic powers to throw feces at my owner.

 

[Always_Remain]

Do some acrobatic pirouette flip or some shit. Nah really, it'd be the dream life for me because I don't like doing anything except eating and sleeping. Plus I still could play visual novels. That's just how I roll.

 

[Nuuu]

Well, i say meow at least 10 times a day (not exaggerating) so... would it be the other way around? I'd just hop on my sister's and parent's bed to annoy them, then annoy my puppy, basically just be a nuisance to the entire neighborhood.

 

[FortheLegion]

I don't know what I would do as a cat.

 

[The Apothecarry]

Great. I'm allergic to myself. Fucking perfect.

 

[StellarViking]

Best day ever. I would sleep anywhere I wanted to, jump up on a bookshelf and knock shit off, cough up a hairball, eat a lot of food, and then, since I maintained my consciousness, I would knock over my inkwell, dip in a claw, write captions, and get someone to take pictures. I would call myself Kafkat.

"Im in ur kat, metumorfasizen"

 

[pearcinator]

Play the keyboard like a lion

 

[superdeeduper51]

Start breaking anything fragile, eat the non-poisonous house plants, lay on anything that someone is trying to read, and wake up my owner at 5 a.m. to be fed and go right back to sleep.

 

[B1i nd Luck]

lick my own nads. questions?

 

[kittii-chan 300]

I would act all serious and stuff.

And when I see my chance, BAM! I strike! I'd jump on the desk, go to youtbe, and put on the following song:

Then, I'd dance dance dance, and I'd dance dance dance.

neko, watashi wa kittii neko, to wtashi nya nya nya, to watashi nya nya nya ;3

 

[InsomniacWolf]

Live a life of comfort, and happieness as the world's first domesticated puma.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Well, after sulking a bit (I hate cats; I'm much more of a dog person), I'd start testing out my new kitty-cat abilities. I'd start climbing stuff, and then I'd sleep for 14 hours until it got dark. Then I'd prowl around and look for something to kill for the lulz.

Even though I don't much like cats, I gotta say that it would be pretty fun to actually be one. I'd be one badass cat: big, gray, with darker gray stripes and a white underbelly. My life would consist of sleeping, killing and eating various small animals, and banging a whole lot of lady cats .

 

[DirgeNovak]

This, of course.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

Get some Pussay!!!!!
sorry but it had to be saids... it was just hanging in the air

No, it really didn't.

Personally, I'd find a sunbeam to go lay in.

Yep, laze around in sunbeams, chase butterflys, sleep.

 

[some1stolemyusername]

lick my balls....

 

[k-ossuburb]

I would derp the night away.​

 

[SirDoom]

I would get on my computer, and after much trial and error, eventually get to Google, where I would type in "Help, I've been turned into a cat!", and attempt to find a solution to this problem.

Also, I would attempt to contact other animals, to see if there is some secret language that humans can't understand. I would record this, and make a fortune once I was de-catified.

 

[MagicMouse]

Find a clan of warrior cats in a huge forest and fight other ones.

Duh.

Memories...What book was that? I must know!

OT: I can't really think of anything better to do than this, except to sleeeeeeep.