So you're a cat.

[DP155ToneZone]

Put myself out of my misery.

-m

Suicide pact sound good?

 

[kaveradeo]

sneeze. I am allergic tomyself

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

this:

Meow meow meow meow meow!

and:

Aside from that, not much.

Also:

Meow, meow, meow, pounce, pounce, meow, meow. ad infinitive. [bliss]

Meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow!

 

[masher]

Fall and see if I land feet-first. If I don't, I'm obviously not a cat. Then comes the second freak-out.

 

[Magicman10893]

Eat, poop and lick myself for a bit and be cute for however owns me before sleeping the next 18 hours of the day.

 

[Dags90]

lick my own nads. questions?

What if you were fixed?

I'd probably go play with my cat as a cat, get to know him a bit better.

 

[Risingblade]

Write a novel...

 

[game-lover]

First I'd leave the hell home. My family hates cats and seeing as I'd have no idea how I could let them know I was a cat in the first place, it would be wisest if I was gone.

Then I'd try and find a family who would pamper and love me like whoa.

 

[EllEzDee]

Put myself out of my misery.

-m

Didn't occur to you to do that before becoming a cat? As a cat, you'd have no opposable thumbs, and since a cat always lands feet-up, you couldn't just "jump".

If i were a cat, it'd be the best thing in the world. No need to worry about getting a job, or waking up with just a few hours of sleep, or getting a proper college degree or anything. Just catch my own food, live wherever i like. It'd be awesome.

 

[Nicarus]

I would need to find someone to make glasses for cats. That way I would look like my avatar.
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Also, I'm near-sighted. >.>

 

[stormcrow5]

Find a soft spot and sleep

 

[General BrEeZy]

I had a cat once.
It was delicious.

 

[blankedboy]

I'd piss around with my epic new anatomy, then get to a computer and use an on-screen keyboard to write this post.

Which is exactly what I just did.

MEOW.

 

[mireko]

Is it too late to make Takako Minekawa references? Because I'd make Takako Minekawa references.


And probably sleep.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Get on the computer and mess with my friends. :3

 

[Loki Cain]

id do cat stuff of coarse.

 

[Slenn]

Walk into the nearest girls room/locker room and be nuzzled by their many cute faces that are cooing at me...What?

BTW I'd be an orange striped cat with white paws.

 

[tobi the good boy]

Find an attractive Furry

 

[Lunar Templar]

i have no idea, eat, sleep get attention, harass dogs >.> .... sure, I'll go with that, along with being the resident mouser