So, you're in the desert...
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Hmmm.....
How many? Group = more than two I think, so let's say 3. With axes and machtes, wanting to kill me for an unknown reason in a desert.
Are they buff and how much combat experience do they have? THIS is critical, otherwise I could use my fencing skills to my advantage. I'm hoping they don't have much.
1. Make sure to only engage 1 dude in the beginning, by backing off if they get too close.
2. Hopefully an axe guy comes forward, this is an easier weapon to disarm since you can grab the wooden end and also deflect it with the side of your arm, a machete is much more dangerous.
3. Allow him to swing at me a couple of times before trying to catch his axe with my sweater, and pulling it out of his hands (hopefully).
4.Back off quickly so that i can grab the axe and disentangle it from the sweater. Now, either the unarmed dude will try to grapple me, or his frriends will attack.
5. If the unarmed man attacks, i would wait before striking. IF he stands and is challenging me, but his friends are too far behind, I would close in (due to his lack of experience he would not realise that I am too close (this happens a lot when fencing)) and then perform a quick modified lunge, maiming or injuring him.
6. Backing of quickly again from the body, I would circle the other two so that the sun is behind me.
7. 2 armed opponents vs me = probable death.
8. Due to me being armed, and due to their friend, they would become more cautious and probably kill me.
8b. If one of them again went for me, alone, I'm pretty confident that i could parry him and counter, striking him in the chest.
9. Quickly take the machete and face the last dude.
10. Switch my weapons so that the machete is in my right hand, and the axe in the left.
11. Edge closer to the last dude,
12. Throw the axe and lunge at the same time.
13. Hopefully survive
But most likely i would die, i expect these dudes to be stronger and more combat experienced than me.
How many? Group = more than two I think, so let's say 3. With axes and machtes, wanting to kill me for an unknown reason in a desert.
Are they buff and how much combat experience do they have? THIS is critical, otherwise I could use my fencing skills to my advantage. I'm hoping they don't have much.
1. Make sure to only engage 1 dude in the beginning, by backing off if they get too close.
2. Hopefully an axe guy comes forward, this is an easier weapon to disarm since you can grab the wooden end and also deflect it with the side of your arm, a machete is much more dangerous.
3. Allow him to swing at me a couple of times before trying to catch his axe with my sweater, and pulling it out of his hands (hopefully).
4.Back off quickly so that i can grab the axe and disentangle it from the sweater. Now, either the unarmed dude will try to grapple me, or his frriends will attack.
5. If the unarmed man attacks, i would wait before striking. IF he stands and is challenging me, but his friends are too far behind, I would close in (due to his lack of experience he would not realise that I am too close (this happens a lot when fencing)) and then perform a quick modified lunge, maiming or injuring him.
6. Backing of quickly again from the body, I would circle the other two so that the sun is behind me.
7. 2 armed opponents vs me = probable death.
8. Due to me being armed, and due to their friend, they would become more cautious and probably kill me.
8b. If one of them again went for me, alone, I'm pretty confident that i could parry him and counter, striking him in the chest.
9. Quickly take the machete and face the last dude.
10. Switch my weapons so that the machete is in my right hand, and the axe in the left.
11. Edge closer to the last dude,
12. Throw the axe and lunge at the same time.
13. Hopefully survive
But most likely i would die, i expect these dudes to be stronger and more combat experienced than me.
I do the same thing i did to get an Achievement in Assassin's Creed 2... throw sand in their eyes.
Realistically i'd be dead after an hour in the desert so i wouldn't have had time to get into a fight before i was already dead, alternatively - if they showed u earlier i wouldn't have the strength to battle them and they'd kill me.
Seriously... my migrane starts acting up after about 5-10 minutes in the sun and i get easily dehydrated, so... yeah
Realistically i'd be dead after an hour in the desert so i wouldn't have had time to get into a fight before i was already dead, alternatively - if they showed u earlier i wouldn't have the strength to battle them and they'd kill me.
Seriously... my migrane starts acting up after about 5-10 minutes in the sun and i get easily dehydrated, so... yeah
What, in the clothes I'm wearing RIGHT NOW? A coupla options...
But first I gotta take off my autumn jumper, it's far too bleedin' hot. Unless it's a cold desert of course, you do get them. And non-sandy ones too. But I digress.
1. Quickly find the Soul Bossa Nova (you may know it as The Theme From Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery) mp3 on my phone (currently in my shirt pocket, freed up by removing the jumper) and set it playing at high volume, continue the strip tease - giving them a crucial moment's pause - and whilst they're distracted, knock 'em dead with a combination of mindblowing, intrinsic British sexiness, sauveness (you may know these as Mojo), well-preened body hair, powerful hypnotism and Judo Chops.
2. Find my car key in my pocket. Remember that this is a cool, dry, non sandy desert and i've wound up taking a quiet stroll thru it after randomly coming across it whilst a little lost on holiday. Just my misfortune I stumbled on a secret gang den. Run like buggery and build up a slight lead, bereft of jumper or heavy weaponry. Find car. Unlock, hop in, hit door lock switch. Start 'er up, activate magical aircon/heater blower glass-demisting powers, and go Gouranga on the bastards.
3. Bribe them with the contents of my wallet (in my trouser pocket) and ask if I can join their gang, I've always wanted to be a murderous outlaw. Then when they're not looking, find where they stash the grenades and make like it's Quake and they're the zombies. Hopefully a jeep as well.
4. Resolve to make a time machine some time in the future, and to come back and help myself escape, then watch in wonderment, Bill & Ted / Ford Prefect style, said machine appears for a bit of fortuitious temporal reverse-engineering.
5. Start crying like a little girl and ask why are you chasing me, is it just because i'm the ugliest woman in my tribe and still a virgin? Boo hoo hoo etc. Then break out the powers of surprise a la 1 or 3.
But first I gotta take off my autumn jumper, it's far too bleedin' hot. Unless it's a cold desert of course, you do get them. And non-sandy ones too. But I digress.
1. Quickly find the Soul Bossa Nova (you may know it as The Theme From Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery) mp3 on my phone (currently in my shirt pocket, freed up by removing the jumper) and set it playing at high volume, continue the strip tease - giving them a crucial moment's pause - and whilst they're distracted, knock 'em dead with a combination of mindblowing, intrinsic British sexiness, sauveness (you may know these as Mojo), well-preened body hair, powerful hypnotism and Judo Chops.
2. Find my car key in my pocket. Remember that this is a cool, dry, non sandy desert and i've wound up taking a quiet stroll thru it after randomly coming across it whilst a little lost on holiday. Just my misfortune I stumbled on a secret gang den. Run like buggery and build up a slight lead, bereft of jumper or heavy weaponry. Find car. Unlock, hop in, hit door lock switch. Start 'er up, activate magical aircon/heater blower glass-demisting powers, and go Gouranga on the bastards.
3. Bribe them with the contents of my wallet (in my trouser pocket) and ask if I can join their gang, I've always wanted to be a murderous outlaw. Then when they're not looking, find where they stash the grenades and make like it's Quake and they're the zombies. Hopefully a jeep as well.
4. Resolve to make a time machine some time in the future, and to come back and help myself escape, then watch in wonderment, Bill & Ted / Ford Prefect style, said machine appears for a bit of fortuitious temporal reverse-engineering.
5. Start crying like a little girl and ask why are you chasing me, is it just because i'm the ugliest woman in my tribe and still a virgin? Boo hoo hoo etc. Then break out the powers of surprise a la 1 or 3.
