So you're shopping clothes and zombies appear...

[Mechsoap]

...And you have to choose which clothes from the clothing store you will have to wear for the apocalypse just outside the door.

Its a normal clothing store, its not a military hardware store with bullet proof vests.
You may choose which kind of clothing store this is (goth, hipster, modern).

 

[Pandaman1911]

Carhartt cargo pants, a grey t-shirt, and sneakers. Along with a healthy dose of GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE. Oh, and it's the clothing section of Wal-Mart because only the cool kids shop there.

 

[KefkaCultist]

not skinny but not baggy either blue jeans and a black t-shirt showcasing a good band.

thats my usual clothing so it may as well be that for an apocalypse too

EDIT: and it will most likely be from a walmart because thats the closest clothes place near me and I'm to lazy to go farther to the mall.

EDIT #2: oh I'll also grab a hoodie, jacket, and see if I can find a backpack (some clothes stores have them)

 

[Jedamethis]

A thick woollen trenchcoat. A warm jumper. Some thick trousers...
Yeah, that'll do.

 

[kjh242]

cargo pants, muscle tees, and a pair of cool sunglasses. Hasta la vista, bizzatches.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I'll let the guys of 4PP do the talking:
AH DON'T KNOW YEW!!!

What? It's not like the zombies are in the position to judge anyone.

 

[El Poncho]

My friend has a jumper which says -This is my zombie killing hoody.

So probably that and a ballet skirt, fur teh lulz.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Like, at the same time.
My shopping clothes and some zombies. What am I supposed to do here.

Okay, okay, the dick moment has passed. Probably something warm but flexible. I don't want to freeze to death come winter, but I need to be able to move. Also, some thick leather for the more open parts of my body. Gloves, boots, that sort of thing. The areas you won't be thinking of when stomping zombie head.
I don't care if I look like a gimp or what, I plan on surviving long enough to be a badass at some point.

 

[TimeLord]

Spoiler

Just imagine I'm holding a blood covered baseball bat or something xD

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Hightop sneakers, Hollister Sweatpants and a neon-pink rave top.

It may be the apocolypse, but I can be a hipster during it!

 

[Red Right Hand]

Somewhere that sells vintage old west outfits. Duster Coats are cool as fuck. Plus, I figure I would eventually find a gun store somwhere. So, Duster Coat + Revolver = One Cool ************.

 

[Warachia]

the winter section with plenty of thic coats, scarves, and leather gloves, if they can't bite me, I'm fine.

 

[smearyllama]

What these kids are wearing!

If Dead Rising has taught me anything, it's that zombies can only get more fun if you wear ridiculous clothes while fighting them!

 

[NuOmicronMu]

A change of jeans for the ones I'd just soiled. Apart from that, just the first thing I can find. I hate shopping.

 

[minakorocket]

Something not business casual. Left 4 Dead taught me that people wearing business casual get shot a lot. Also. No nurse outfits.

I'd opt for something that won't get me shot by a non-zombie. Basically none of my goth gear. Nothing says 'looks like a zombie' than the goth gear.

I guess a bright pink hoodie with white sweatpants and some good running sneakers. Unless zombies are sprinting. In that case, I'm screwed and this has been a pointless purchase.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I realize that I'm dreaming and wake up. I rarely go clothes shopping.

 

[LupusDei]

There seems I have a problem with this thread....


A serious problem


and that problem is?


Must I wear clothes at all?

 

[DoomCaek]

Something like this: