So you're shopping clothes and zombies appear...

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Nouw

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Me shopping? The only thing I'd beat zombies is in the 'Clothes Apocalypse.'

I'll die wearing something fashionable xD.

Moving on from the 'I'm fucked' factor I'd probably wear short pants and a shirt. Nothing grippy y'know?
 

Mechsoap

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rekabdarb said:
Mechsoap said:
rekabdarb said:
can you fix the title... it really bugs me. (So your shopping FOR clothes and zombies appear)
Sorry, im still having a bit of trouble with the your/you're and such.
Sigh now i feel like a trolololo. And that actually wasn't what i was harping about. But never mind, it's just a small mistake that i will probably never see again unless someone quotes me
Hey, at least you pointed me in the right direction.
 

theriddlen

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This

(There used to be picture of Duke Nukem, but apparently the image outbadassed forums img system and didn't show at all)
 

sheah1

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Combat trousers, long-sleeve t-shirt, a really thick scarf (in case I need to cover my mouth and nose) and a big but thin trench coat, preferably a raggedy one, then I'll look just like what I imagined the protagonist of "the culled" to look like.
 

Dfskelleton

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A nice jacket with the sleeves rolled up, some jeans, a heavy protective undershirt, and possibly a Gas Mask.
After that, find some hairspray, find some matches, and go toasting.
 

Jaime_Wolf

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First, the most neutral colours I could find of course.

I'd probably grab some jeans and cut off/secure the bottom to make some sort of hideous capris -- durable, warmer than shorts, harder to trip on than pants. Then a long sleeve shirt, same thing with the sleeves as the pant legs. Probably grab a jacket of varying warmth depending on the area and at least a couple pairs of shoes. Oh and a medium-sized backpack to carry spares and assorted zombie survival instruments in.
 

mjc0961

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Whatever I'm already wearing. If zombies appear the last thing I care about is what I'm wearing (generally it's the last thing I care about anyway though). I care about getting out alive if possible, and stopping to change clothes is just asking to get chomped on.
 

ProtoChimp

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Mechsoap said:
...And you have to choose which clothes from the clothing store you will have to wear for the apocalypse just outside the door.

Its a normal clothing store, its not a military hardware store with bullet proof vests.
You may choose which kind of clothing store this is (goth, hipster, modern).
Congratulations my good man/woman/transgender for you have made a thread about zombies that is actually original.
 

phantasmalWordsmith

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pair of comfortable jeans, dark blue is possible. a pair of comfortable trainers, a shirt with a skull on, a trench coat and a pair of leather fingerless gloves. Crack my knuckles, grab the closest thing to a weapon then go and ruin some zombie's day
 

Scarim Coral

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I would pick out
Long sleeve jacket with a t-shirt underneath
Scarf covering my neck and part of my face
Hat with a bandanna underneath
Jean with long sock and trainers
And of course gloves
 

Mechsoap

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ProtoChimp said:
Mechsoap said:
...And you have to choose which clothes from the clothing store you will have to wear for the apocalypse just outside the door.

Its a normal clothing store, its not a military hardware store with bullet proof vests.
You may choose which kind of clothing store this is (goth, hipster, modern).
Congratulations my good man/woman/transgender for you have made a thread about zombies that is actually original.
I came with the idea through playing dead rising 2 and experimenting which dress would look coolest bathed in blood.
 

Dfskelleton

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Mechsoap said:
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There seems I have a problem with this thread....


A serious problem


and that problem is?


Must I wear clothes at all?
Someone planning to dick slap some zombies?
Most certainly I am. Wish to join me comrade?

It won't be homo at all, Just zombie slapping frolicking fun.
It isn't gay if your balls don't touch right?
According to page 36 of the Gospel of Avoiding Homosexuality.

Okayeth it shall be for men to spend time together in the nude, reasoning that thy sexual organs shall not in anyway shape or form, attempt to touch fondly.

Accidental may be forgiven, however. The direct prodding of ''Beanbags'' is a severe break of code.
Excellent, lets go dick slap some undead horrors!
Woah woah wait WAIT!. This is a most epic task we are setting out to accomplish. We need some sort of equally epic music?

Suggestions?
Perhaps this will do?
That is freaking epic and would definitely work my friend, but this could work if you're feeling a bit more "BRING IT ON, *****!"
or if that's too old school, there's always this
 

Jackhorse

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Skinhead style clothing is entirely designed for fighting so heavy elements of kicker boots (breaking their legs will mean they're just a headstamp from true death) tough biker jacket materials (avoid infected scratches by wrapping up warm kids) and shorter hair (they get a handfull they're gonna get a mouthfull) would be incorporated.
On top of this grab me some punk wear as I like the stuff and some of those Mr Men t'shirts to protect myself from depression after the collapse of society.
Oh and goggles if they have them, that blood gunk will turn you quicker than a topless woman travellin' down the other side of the motorway. (Better anologies welcome)

EDIT: Oh gosh just remembered rip your damn shirts everyone! Its the only effective reppelent. We must keep them at bay with our smooth exposed chests
 

Mechsoap

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PixelKing said:
I'd stay inside.
Idiots :)

Emo gear.
There is no food in the store (only the complimentary chip bags at the desk) so staying inside the store wouldn't be that smart.
 

zehydra

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I'd be asking myself "what am I doing in a clothing store?"

The clothes on me would be enough, thanks.