so... you've started an evil empire?
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Well, my first act as emperor is to hire John Williams and the Philharmonic to play the 'Imperial March' wherever I go. Then, since this takes place in a fantasy setting, I will unite the humans under my rule and destroy the elves, furries and dwarves that dare to defy us! If there are none, I'll just have the cast of the jersey shore beheaded.
i would use a bunch of bad ass PMC corps like army of two but better because we have chainsaws... our theme is londons anthem for the please in mutilation - dawn of ashes
and secretly our motive is to kick all ass because when we were kids we were the victims of bullying ... jokes we just sat in a corner and watched it all
and secretly our motive is to kick all ass because when we were kids we were the victims of bullying ... jokes we just sat in a corner and watched it all
My motive: America has become so arrogant that their heads are in their asses.
My plan: To do what no other nation has been able to do....conquer America with an iron fist.
Theme: I'll use carebears so that they dont know its an invasion till its too late
My plan: To do what no other nation has been able to do....conquer America with an iron fist.
Theme: I'll use carebears so that they dont know its an invasion till its too late
Not every room surely? Then your minions would know that you didn't really care for heir wellfare and that it was just a show because that list says you should.wolf92 said:
BTW, MY Ebil Empire would be exteremely nice and focus on a semi communist society. Everything is state monitered and prices can be altered for all main goods by my government (eg. water, Petrol, X-BOX 360s). But only rarely, and if companies are driving prices too high for most people to afford. It will be an ever expanding and highly militaristic utopia. If it works out.
Firstly, I'd establish myself as a ludicrously potent military power who, in all honestly, just wants to be left alone. Invitations to join the global community would be politely but firmly rebuffed. I would show aggression to absolutely no-one, at least until I have sufficient arsenals to wipe out everyone should I so desire.
Step two involves taking some time to build a persona. I would become the world's most grand and hilarious super villain. Do I want to take over the world? Maybe, but I'll give it up after 12 hours and let everyone go back to normal while scratching their heads. I won't blow up schools so much as steel major landmarks to decorate my island-nation beach (which, incidentally, anyone is free to return to the original spot). Everything I do is a spectacle and I can get away with anything because, while people will TRY to stop me, they're not going to push too hard once they realize that I'll let them have most of it back without a fuss and if they push me on the few things I DO want, that's what the military I've got is for. Eventually, the world's most popular news topic will be "What on Earth is he going to do next!", which I will happily observe using my satellite tv (the satellite being my own, equiped with death rays of course) while lounging beside a pool filled with jello. I will periodically perform some grand scheme so that no-one ever really gets well and truly board ever again. When people start asking for my demands, I will pick them from a hat, in front of them. I'll never wear the same outfit twice, alternatively selling them on eBay or giving them to orphanages the day I'm done with them. My hair will be dyed bright turquoise and I'll have a strange habit of speaking in limerick every once in a while.
Further, my island nation will ROCK. While I'll be utterly insane to the rest of the world, I'll be the perfect benevolent dictator at home. I'll make damn sure I get enough spoils from everywhere else to make sure everyone is comfortably fed, well educated, and in a decent home. My Evil Army benefits package will be so good that people will defect from OTHER armies to join me and we'll have excellently tailored uniforms (no masks). I'll pay very close attention to the list of overlord tips and make sure to follow as many as I can that make sense (and post relevant ones for my minions). I'll be careful about my trusted lieutenants, but make the entire system run complexly enough that everyone knows that deposing me, the one guy who gets it all, would mean that my usurper would have the rest of his days caught up in annoyance trying to run everything, not to mention the rest of the world would be willing to put up with him/her less.
Here's the catch though: you join my island nation, you stay in the island nation. The only way off is in the military, who are all installed with chips that let me track and speak to them through direct stimulation of the inner ear. Then I look like a MAGICAL dictator who no-one wants to cross even more than usual.
Oh, and I'd get my scientists to work hard on developing biological immortality. It's more fun to rule an empire when you're suffix is "the Undying".
Step two involves taking some time to build a persona. I would become the world's most grand and hilarious super villain. Do I want to take over the world? Maybe, but I'll give it up after 12 hours and let everyone go back to normal while scratching their heads. I won't blow up schools so much as steel major landmarks to decorate my island-nation beach (which, incidentally, anyone is free to return to the original spot). Everything I do is a spectacle and I can get away with anything because, while people will TRY to stop me, they're not going to push too hard once they realize that I'll let them have most of it back without a fuss and if they push me on the few things I DO want, that's what the military I've got is for. Eventually, the world's most popular news topic will be "What on Earth is he going to do next!", which I will happily observe using my satellite tv (the satellite being my own, equiped with death rays of course) while lounging beside a pool filled with jello. I will periodically perform some grand scheme so that no-one ever really gets well and truly board ever again. When people start asking for my demands, I will pick them from a hat, in front of them. I'll never wear the same outfit twice, alternatively selling them on eBay or giving them to orphanages the day I'm done with them. My hair will be dyed bright turquoise and I'll have a strange habit of speaking in limerick every once in a while.
Further, my island nation will ROCK. While I'll be utterly insane to the rest of the world, I'll be the perfect benevolent dictator at home. I'll make damn sure I get enough spoils from everywhere else to make sure everyone is comfortably fed, well educated, and in a decent home. My Evil Army benefits package will be so good that people will defect from OTHER armies to join me and we'll have excellently tailored uniforms (no masks). I'll pay very close attention to the list of overlord tips and make sure to follow as many as I can that make sense (and post relevant ones for my minions). I'll be careful about my trusted lieutenants, but make the entire system run complexly enough that everyone knows that deposing me, the one guy who gets it all, would mean that my usurper would have the rest of his days caught up in annoyance trying to run everything, not to mention the rest of the world would be willing to put up with him/her less.
Here's the catch though: you join my island nation, you stay in the island nation. The only way off is in the military, who are all installed with chips that let me track and speak to them through direct stimulation of the inner ear. Then I look like a MAGICAL dictator who no-one wants to cross even more than usual.
Oh, and I'd get my scientists to work hard on developing biological immortality. It's more fun to rule an empire when you're suffix is "the Undying".
Galaxy domination! because why stop with the earth?, my throne is on the planet Urectum (because we already have enough Uranus jokes cookie for refference) I will wear a mantle, a pure gold crown and one of those smiley boxershorts (wich will be the only thing I shall wear so my people can admire my beer keg) every year I shall randomyl pick a servent that will serve me until he dies or untill I get enough of him/her (wich is ensentialy the same thing)Also I will replace the moon with a giant robotic monkey head called: Monkor! why? BECAUSE I CAN! MUHAHAHA!!!!
As a Stepping stone to conquer the entire galaxy and set myself up as the immortal God-Emperor of Man.
I will command my empire from the bridge of my trusty Behemoth-class battlecruiser Aleksander.
The Yamato is loaded, and so am I.
I will command my empire from the bridge of my trusty Behemoth-class battlecruiser Aleksander.
The Yamato is loaded, and so am I.
1. Acquire MIT major in electronics and physics.
2. Build Time Machine, go into the future, and invest heavily in promising stocks when I return.
3. Attend Mechanic's school.
4. Build suit of indesructable laser-shooting rocket-propelled power armor coded to incinerate anyone who attempts to use it that doesn't match my genes, and additionally program the suit's AI to respond only to my direct commands.
5. Acquire army of trained hit men with superstrength, inhuman reflexes, and preternatural abilities to wield firearms. Additionally, give them all an implant that will make thair brains explode at my command.
6. Set about enacting the complete and total desctruction of The Fraternity. Then, move onto the Templars, the Illuminati, the MJ-12, and anybody else who I deem remotely threatening.
7. Discreetly develop a way to instantly neutralize America's Nuclear Arsenal from a distance of up to 900,000 miles.
8. Annex Hawaii and establish it as an independent benevolent dictatorship. Construct a missile defense grid as soon as possible, and put the nation on a self-contained currency.
9. Become so stubborn that it's a superpower, like what the God-emperor had going for him.
10. ...Well, I've got my own nation, a suit of power armor, the ability to rewrite reality on a whim, and a slavishly devoted army of supermen...I guess I'll just see what happens after that.
Why? Well, why not? It might entertain me for a few years, right?
2. Build Time Machine, go into the future, and invest heavily in promising stocks when I return.
3. Attend Mechanic's school.
4. Build suit of indesructable laser-shooting rocket-propelled power armor coded to incinerate anyone who attempts to use it that doesn't match my genes, and additionally program the suit's AI to respond only to my direct commands.
5. Acquire army of trained hit men with superstrength, inhuman reflexes, and preternatural abilities to wield firearms. Additionally, give them all an implant that will make thair brains explode at my command.
6. Set about enacting the complete and total desctruction of The Fraternity. Then, move onto the Templars, the Illuminati, the MJ-12, and anybody else who I deem remotely threatening.
7. Discreetly develop a way to instantly neutralize America's Nuclear Arsenal from a distance of up to 900,000 miles.
8. Annex Hawaii and establish it as an independent benevolent dictatorship. Construct a missile defense grid as soon as possible, and put the nation on a self-contained currency.
9. Become so stubborn that it's a superpower, like what the God-emperor had going for him.
10. ...Well, I've got my own nation, a suit of power armor, the ability to rewrite reality on a whim, and a slavishly devoted army of supermen...I guess I'll just see what happens after that.
Why? Well, why not? It might entertain me for a few years, right?
Be more abrupt.zHellas said:
I just think it's a pretty good idea, in a poignant kind of way. It means he can easier find a thread he doesn't have time to properly post in. Impractical but, whatever, I was just being friendly.
I probably take on Doctor Doom persona as in I had propose an idea of a perfect utopia for everyone but the goverment reject it so I'm make them listen by force.
My empire is either a castle or a complex building with the usual spike gothic look. Also I will have a throne room but there will be a tv or a monitor screen since I will be bore staring at the room all day. Oh lots and lots sexy women (yeah I'm a pig but a pig with an empire!)
I will have mechs and I also pour reseach into creating a super power serum for me to have super powers.
Oh first plot to take over the world is to create a super computer virus for me to control to seek and eliminate troll, other virues to show I'm good (put of my utopia is no more trolls etc). If they don't like it then I will hold the internet for ransom (the virus can scramble the internet).
My empire is either a castle or a complex building with the usual spike gothic look. Also I will have a throne room but there will be a tv or a monitor screen since I will be bore staring at the room all day. Oh lots and lots sexy women (yeah I'm a pig but a pig with an empire!)
I will have mechs and I also pour reseach into creating a super power serum for me to have super powers.
Oh first plot to take over the world is to create a super computer virus for me to control to seek and eliminate troll, other virues to show I'm good (put of my utopia is no more trolls etc). If they don't like it then I will hold the internet for ransom (the virus can scramble the internet).
Do satellite based WMD's count as a theme? If they do, then that's totally my theme. I'd use the constant threat of total obliteration to push all world resources towards attaining practical extra-solar spaceflight and colonization so I can finally get out of this death trap of a solar system.