so... you've started an evil empire?
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First I`d start off by starting my own PMC and slowly start buying other PMCs. Then I`d found my own Weapons R&D. However, I`d paint my companies as paragons of justice, then when I own the majority of the PMCs. I would start buying key politicians around the world and putting my people in positions of power in the military. Then I`s start WW3, but no nukes. and when all worldly nations had fallen into ruin and despair, I`d send my armies and conquer the world. Then life would pretty much remain the same, except all prisoners sent for death row would be executed via public executions via bullets to the head. That or they would work in slavery until crime was a thing of past. Not very evil I know but this is actually a good way to do it cause i`d not be at fault and in fact worshiped for saving mankind from falling into barbarianism and the history books would remember me as the greatest hero of my time.
id bulid a massive space ship, like huge bigger than earth. then ill travil the stars and concer alien races and add then to my army.
Motive? What do I need a motive for?
I just want to spread death, decay and suffering which can't be stopped even in the unlikely case my empire would fall.
Isn't that an Evil enough motive to start an Evil empire?
I use all the Forces of Evil (which happen to be my forces) to achieve my goal.
Including robots, the undead, humans (whether they want to or not), animals, insects, C'thulhu and many others which you humans don't even have words for.
My plot? I use my forces to enslave everyone, increase polution to critical levels all over this dimension and others, torture everyone (physical and psychological).
I just want to spread death, decay and suffering which can't be stopped even in the unlikely case my empire would fall.
Isn't that an Evil enough motive to start an Evil empire?
I use all the Forces of Evil (which happen to be my forces) to achieve my goal.
Including robots, the undead, humans (whether they want to or not), animals, insects, C'thulhu and many others which you humans don't even have words for.
My plot? I use my forces to enslave everyone, increase polution to critical levels all over this dimension and others, torture everyone (physical and psychological).
So, to start off id get an army of bandits ((as cannon fodder)), WW2 vets ((to make complex plans with no remorse)), soldiers. Then i would march slowly across the US, killing everyone who wouldent join my cause.
Once i conqured the US, id move onto japan, and then work my way across nations until i had ruled the world. I would unite us all under one banner, and create a State of Utobitha ((cookie if you get the referance)).
There would be a soldier on every corner, this preventing crime. The internet would require a goverment issued pass to use, thus, keeping all the idiots off of it. Same with video games. No idiots on Xbox live or PSN. I would put ever availible scientist into a workshop to work on a clean burning fuel sorce((They would be closely monitered ofcourse)).
Once energy were free, i would return each nation to its former glory, remove the military presince, and let everyone live theyer lives free and happy.
Yeah, started out evil and slowly got a bit kinder didnt it?
Once i conqured the US, id move onto japan, and then work my way across nations until i had ruled the world. I would unite us all under one banner, and create a State of Utobitha ((cookie if you get the referance)).
There would be a soldier on every corner, this preventing crime. The internet would require a goverment issued pass to use, thus, keeping all the idiots off of it. Same with video games. No idiots on Xbox live or PSN. I would put ever availible scientist into a workshop to work on a clean burning fuel sorce((They would be closely monitered ofcourse)).
Once energy were free, i would return each nation to its former glory, remove the military presince, and let everyone live theyer lives free and happy.
Yeah, started out evil and slowly got a bit kinder didnt it?
I would create a nerd-topian world. All machines of war would be promptly collected and scrapped to be remade into giant mechs for gladitorial combat. Games, comics, anime and a generous helping of indoctrination would be standard in all schools.
THere will also be jetpacks and beer fountains in every home. No need to thank me, I'm just an awesome overlord that way.
THere will also be jetpacks and beer fountains in every home. No need to thank me, I'm just an awesome overlord that way.
I'd buy a few of the smaller poorer nations in the world on a few separate continents and make my own world organization (kinda like NATO or the UN, but who would actually do shit), then build them up to first world countries to rival industrial powers of the US, UK, China, etc. Then we would slowly claim economic dominance so the world bows to us and the almighty Selisk (our national currency). Of course I would rule benevolently, nothing ever ended well for dictators. It would just be fun to watch the world collapse financially and then see a scrabble for power with my nation (nations i guess, since it would be over 3 or 4 continents, even thought ehy would fly under the same flag) at the top for a good many years.
Either Dolareous and Assc. or Apocolypse Lane.Gudrests said:
Theme: evil undead black knights who are also metalheads
Motive: spread destruction, death, misery and LOUD MUSIC!!!!!
Plot: I will never conquer the entire world, nor will I ever be truly defeated, war between me and my enemies will last until Yggdrasil burns
Motive: spread destruction, death, misery and LOUD MUSIC!!!!!
Plot: I will never conquer the entire world, nor will I ever be truly defeated, war between me and my enemies will last until Yggdrasil burns
To be so pragmatic, that it cannot be considered evil.
Because the most effective evil overlords are not evil overlords.
Because the most effective evil overlords are not evil overlords.
I would... Hmm.
Get the detonation protocols for every silo-bound nuke in the world and threaten to blow them all off at once if the US and British governments do not give me COMPLETE control of their countries. Then take over, use armies to basically do whatever I want.
Then, I would get all the top medical professionals to get me to stay young... FOREVER. Using the armies and economies of The US and Britain, as well as all the world's nukes, I would peacefully and easily take the rest of the world.
Then we shall work on getting to other planets as a united human race.
And when we manage, we all get cake. Why, because I say so and will have the money.
Either that or the living forever drugs go wrong and I become the zerg overmind. In which case replace the cake with human flesh. And the united human race with zerg collective. So basically the same plan anyway
Get the detonation protocols for every silo-bound nuke in the world and threaten to blow them all off at once if the US and British governments do not give me COMPLETE control of their countries. Then take over, use armies to basically do whatever I want.
Then, I would get all the top medical professionals to get me to stay young... FOREVER. Using the armies and economies of The US and Britain, as well as all the world's nukes, I would peacefully and easily take the rest of the world.
Then we shall work on getting to other planets as a united human race.
And when we manage, we all get cake. Why, because I say so and will have the money.
Either that or the living forever drugs go wrong and I become the zerg overmind. In which case replace the cake with human flesh. And the united human race with zerg collective. So basically the same plan anyway
Buy an island, create an army of epicly improved Tony Starks and take over the USA! Then the World! Then multiple universes.
Well I used to use it for controlling the earth through a combined system of financial blackmail and puppet governments... But nowadays the red buttons mostly go unpressed.