I'm a bad person. I'm a giant douche, always making fun of everyone and everything else. Everyone around me is just a straight man for my cynical and snarky comments. I drip vitriol out of my flamethrower-mouth. I'll tell jokes that are vile and obscene...and everyone laughs. I express hatred for pretty much everyone and everything and everyone laughs. I'm the despicable little life of the party. I should get my ass kicked on a daily basis, but instead everyone laughs like I'm some kinda comedian.
But deep down I'm really a nice guy, honest!
But deep down I'm really a nice guy, honest!