God kids today can't come up with insults, its really quite amusing. You'd think they would get some good insults down now that theres all this new fangled learning technology in schools.ReservoirAngel said:Well I had a bottle of coke thrown at me while a kid yelled "you suck dick you homo!" which to me seemed less of an insult and more of just stating the obvious.
Sorry, we sorta do that, its interesting to see how people visiting look.Knusper said:Hmm... I don't think I've ever been yelled at by a stranger for no apparent reason, but once on school trip some Americans posed next to me and took a picture without asking; so hopefully it wasn't for a nasty reason. Either way, I might be famous somewhere on the Internet.
Oh, I can top that. When I was thirteen, me and my friend were standing in the courtyard during winter, eating our lunch and chatting. Some of the gob-shites from the year below come around and start hurling snowballs at us for about ten minutes. Why did we we let this go on for ten minutes, you may be wondering? This is because we were able to stand there, occasionally sway or sidestep and none of them were able to hit us. I hope to got none of them ever pursue a military career. They'll probably somehow shoot themselves in the foot while aiming upwards, or something...Thanatus1992 said:I had a snowball thrown at my from a moving car.... in July. Now I know, since I live here, that Scotland isn't the warmest country in the world, but that's a bit extreme.
Anyway, they missed by a meter or more and sped off over the hill.
I'd have just done a completely blank expression, and said "nah, you're mistaken. I wasn't the pedo. I was the guy who beat some teenage douchebag to death with a tire iron for being an arrogant wanker." followed by an unnerving eye twitch, and just walk off.Scarim Coral said:Pretty much just the racial ones. Ages ago I was with my brother and we were walking into town when a two guys in a car shouted out a racial slur and also when I was heading back to my flat (apartment), I walked past two chad kids who made some racial comments and gestures (I'm not suprise at this).
Oh also one time I was at the escalator going up when there were bunch of kids going down on the oppersite side. One of them tap my arm and claim I was some pedo mention in crimewatch (he didn't acted serious if you think he was genuine with it). So overall, some people are just plain dicks.
I have a whole host of replies to nonsensical homophobic insults. For pretty much everything they can say, I can come right back with my own.SilentJay22 said:That's kinda why people telling me that kind of stuff never really bothered me. But when they say homo or gay I'm just like "Not quite." ^-^ReservoirAngel said:Well I had a bottle of coke thrown at me while a kid yelled "you suck dick you homo!" which to me seemed less of an insult and more of just stating the obvious.
"Deez nuts!"... the fuck does that mean? I miss the days when insults were actually... insulting, it seems like most people just like making them confusing nowadays.SilentJay22 said:OT: I've had people I don't know yell "I love you!" at me, which is awkward. Also some jocks yelling "Deez nuts!". I don't get it. >.<