Someone you're infatuated with

[Agent Larkin]

not sure .. i've become temporarily asexual (not by choice)

so my answer is a boring old NO

No, you've become involuntarily abstinent.
Words are important.

You bastard that made me role of my bed in laughter.

It only gets better.

You shouldnt start me on a dark comedy binge. I'll be here all night now.

 

[megapenguinx]

...I know everyone is expecting this, but "Me."

You're turning into a one trick pony Maxi, c'mon where's the Max who is the leader of an internet cult with dozens of random followers he doesn't even know?

As for me, I'm not one to drivel on about my love life on the internet but I will say this: She has dark red hair.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

What exactly did you try to link me to? All I got when I clicked it was a blank message here on the Escapist.

That's the Escapist's fault.
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12192001.shtml

Also mine a little, because I put .org instead of .net.

It's a comic.

Thanks for that Max, you brought a smile to an otherwise unhappy day.


And my crush? Well, I have two(I know, I'm so greedy etc.). One's a brunette, the other has black hair. One's cheerful, and a laugh to be around. The others a pessimist, who is easy to get along with. They're both great girls, shame It's only the pessimist who likes me.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Thanks for that Max, you brought a smile to an otherwise unhappy day.


And my crush? Well, I have two(I know, I'm so greedy etc.). One's a brunette, the other has black hair. One's cheerful, and a laugh to be around. The others a pessimist, who is easy to get along with. They're both great girls, shame It's only the pessimist who likes me.

It's...*takes off sunglasses dramatically*...what I do.
*intro plays*
Anyway, you are a lucky guy.

Untill both girls find out about it, and about eachother. Yeah I'll just stick to one. Quite funny, I have this pretty cool new co-worker and yesterday I found out that she already had a boyfriend. But because of what I described a few posts up, I couldn't give a rats ass about that little fact. That's a first, and I'm loving it.

 

[tbhanson]

She's Welsh, she's short and she has long dark brown hair.
Oh, and she bought me a Fleshlight.
Oh and I love her lots and lots =]

 

[Cowabungaa]

I took it to mean he wasn't dating either of them - he said it's just a crush, and that only one of them likes him.

I am not really okay with two-timing, no matter who does it.
And I know exactly how it feels to meet someone like that.

...I personally wish to avoid it, but if you think you can make it work eventually, well, I wish you luck.

Ahh that makes things easier, but lets hope that the other one doesn't get jealous.

But thanks for that, I think that there is only 1 real obstacle: the fact that she lives about 10.000 miles away from me. But if it gets real, that distance is only a minor inconvience.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Her name is Daisy, everything is easy and fun when we spend time together. Only problem is that I don't fit in with her faith, so an arranged marriage is better than being with someone that you have gotten to know and love over time...apparently.

 

[Lyri]

I've posted it before but her.

Spoiler: ^__^

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

There was someone, once. And it was more than a simple crush.
But I pushed her away. She was too perfect, and I selfishly didn't want to be the one to break her.
Unfortunately, someone else did the job for me.
I haven't seen her in years.

Nowadays, any time I find myself growing infatuated with someone, I force myself to think of them as a little sister.
It's what I do. It's mah thang.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

Thanks for that Max, you brought a smile to an otherwise unhappy day.


And my crush? Well, I have two(I know, I'm so greedy etc.). One's a brunette, the other has black hair. One's cheerful, and a laugh to be around. The others a pessimist, who is easy to get along with. They're both great girls, shame It's only the pessimist who likes me.

It's...*takes off sunglasses dramatically*...what I do.
*intro plays*
Anyway, you are a lucky guy.

Cynic's can't be lucky, it wouldn't make sense. Anyway, I just hope said cynicism doesnt mess things up.

 

[Cowabungaa]

...It's like...looking into a mirror.
But a mirror that displays you as a very optimistic and happy individual.

EDIT: You even have a three-letter name and live in a rural area.

Ahhh, life can be a strange thing hm? But fuck it, I'm just going to say it, I feel too good about it now: the girl I described earlier, you probably know her from this site as well, it's Major_Sam. Well it's not like I wrote anything that she didn't know yet, I think, so it's ok if she reads it. In any case, only time will tell what will happen. I hope something good.

Well, enough of all that, this thread is ment for happy stories. O and thanks for that comic by the way, it's hilarious.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Well I recently broke up with a girl sort of...?

 

[Captain Pancake]

Used to have one. Her name was natalie. But then some twat fucked things up for me, and neither of us got her. now she's out with some guy called jamie...

*sigh* story of my life...

 

[Cowabungaa]

Oh...that's what Scott meant!

...Man, I can't believe I missed that.
I really need to get more sleep.

But now it all makes sense.

Wow, am I really that easy to read? I could understand that the people I work with for 3 years now can spot it, or family members, but even on an online forum. Heh, I guess I'm a simple guy. Dang now you made me incredibly curious, I demand details! Via PM, ofcourse, can't get too off-topic here hm?

 

[Madaxeman101]

Ive recently started talking to my ex again but she already has a boyfriend should i feel guilty that we talk more than she ever talks to her boyfriend?

 

[DrDeath3191]

No one at this moment.♫One is the lonliest number...♫