Stereotype yourself!

[klaynexas3]

i'm an american nerd. so i wear glasses, have zits, i'm really fat, no girls in my future, i have zero friends, tape on my glasses and i spend all my time playing WOW, DND, and Magic(sadly enough, two of those are true, try to guess which ones) and i talk to myself.

some of that is true, i'm moderately fat, i have a small amount of friends, and occasionally i catch myself talking to me. and i play WOW and Magic. stereotypes are fun, aren't they.

 

[Queen Michael]

I wöke up in my IKEA bed, and töök öut ä böök from my IKEA böökshelf. I then went döwnstairs to eat the smörgåsbord my blönde girlfriend Stinä häd måde for me and put ön öor IKEA tåble. I started reading the book while Stina put on some ABBA. The book wås The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest by Stieg Larsson. It wås nice tö know that, despite my häving reäd åll the Wallander novels, there were still good books to be found.

Oh, and may I please take this opportunity to point out that Swedish girls aren't called Helga ever?

..I think this is the best answer on the thread.

Thänk yöu!

 

[Leemaster777]

Well, after driving my pickup truck back from the Nascar race, I decided to go back to my trailer park, crack open a Budweiser, and watch the football game while shouting "Git-R-done!" every time someone made a touchdown.

So yeah, I'm a white guy living in the southern United States. Specifically, Florida. I would have said some Florida-specific stereotypes... except those are all true. The old person to young person ratio really is like 10-1 (at least), I live 10 minutes from the beach, yet still have a filthy pond behind my house with an alligator in it, and have no less than 3 strip clubs within 20 minutes driving distance of my house (that number is significantly higher if you also count porno shops).

 

[Vie]

Received Pronunciation, good manners, confrontational style of dress and lots of sarcasm.

Er, dunno what stereotype would really fit those. I guess most people would put me down as a computer/car nerd. Most of my yank friends seem to think I'm some kind of mildly sociopathic twisted genius...

Oh, British Bad Guy. Done.

 

[Tourette]

Laid back Megalomaniac.

 

[Ldude893]

Chinese geek.

 

[Alumit]

Well... I'm from Nova Scotia, so I suppose I'm a fisherman or a farmer who LOVES driving 20km+ below the speed limit on the 101 in the Annapolis Valley, plays a shitload of hockey and drinks a lot.

And don't you dare call me a damn Newfie. o.o


Haha, clever idea mate. Peace~

 

[subject_87]

Well, it's time to play Modern Warfare 2 and Halo while making pointed accusations of sexual orientation on Xbox Live, while listening to cranked-out angsty pop music, despite not really having anything to be angsty about! After all, I'm in the adolescent white upper-middle class suburban male demographic!

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Cynical, wacky, (perhaps for persons who just met me) a bit cold and distant, well spoken and a non-conformist. But I think that people who don't know me that well will tell you that they don't know what to make of me, all in all.

 

[Red Right Hand]

Naw mate, I dinnae play they bag-pipes or wear a feckin kilt. Fuck off doon tae England ya wee fuckers.

It's fun to be aggressive...

 

[Metal Brother]

Ponytail wearing database guy.

 

[icyneesan]

Hey guys you should all get along, eh. But don't mind me I won't attack you guys. Well, unless our neighbours down south say I have to, eh.

I'm sorry, eh.

 

[James Hueick]

Lazy/Canadian/Otaku/Musician
Kinda weird, eh?

 

[Karlaxx]

I'm the academically talented upper middle class white kid that thinks his problems are real problems. I'm also the nerdy guy that plays Warhammer at school and drops videogame references that up to half of the room won't get.

 

[Jzolr0708]

So yo, I was sittin in my beach house, readin the webz brah, when I saw this page. But then, I got bored, so me n my bros all went to the beach, and took off our shirts, showin our abs. We screamed "YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE" then we got in my ride n fistpumped all the way home

 

[Evilsanta]

I wöke up in my IKEA bed, and töök öut ä böök from my IKEA böökshelf. I then went döwnstairs to eat the smörgåsbord my blönde girlfriend Stinä häd måde for me and put ön öor IKEA tåble. I started reading the book while Stina put on some ABBA. The book wås The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest by Stieg Larsson. It wås nice tö know that, despite my häving reäd åll the Wallander novels, there were still good books to be found.

Oh, and may I please take this opportunity to point out that Swedish girls aren't called Helga ever?

That is the best one at the moment. I so wished i came up with this... Well i am part mexican lets see if i can up with anything with that.

As a mexican (that lives in Sweden for the record) there is no better thing then coming back home from the job as a garderner and drink some tequilla and taking a siesta. And it gets really hot with my poncho and sombrero.

That was the best i could come up with....

 

[MissPixxie]

I'm a girl gamer. I... don't exist.

I'm also Welsh, so I shag sheep and love the rain. Great.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Well I'm a fourteen year old girl so I obviously like Justain Bieber...
Yay...
[sub]I hate my stereotype...[/sub]
Edit: I also spend my time shoe and clothes shopping with my 'girlfreinds' and I'm blonde some I'm obviously dumb.

 

[Crystalite]

And it isn't really "awesome" - in fact, it all sucks except for bear cavalry and nuclear heating. Why do you think i love VODKA so much?

Bear cavalry. said it all!

You could invade meet on neutral ground, like Poland.

Perhaps even my tremendous warmachine would not want to go against a bear cavalry in the snow.
History teaches...

 

[02y211]

Danish which means I am constantly drunk and unlike what you're told by Shakespeare no one can out drink us. We are also closed minded racists with an outrageously high standard of living.

If I had to stereotype me specifically: I am a schizo and thus a psycho and sociopath. Attending University studying Danish and Norse, which means I am probably a homosexual. I've never had a girlfriend which again suggests that I am a homosexual. I hate vegetarians and love vegans, while still loving meat myself, which means I hate hypocrisy, but kinda is a hypocrite.