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I'm a Nerdy Italian, so inbetween eating my grandmothers homemade mustocholli and heading to the club with some bitches I'm gonna fist bump with ( If you know what I mean all you ladies out ther 
)I'll play the Force Unleased and pick out how the Empires officers are one badge short of their true rank and send death threats to Skywalker Ranch.
)I'll play the Force Unleased and pick out how the Empires officers are one badge short of their true rank and send death threats to Skywalker Ranch.
Muslim:
So after I came back from bombing some odd building Al Qaeda told me was called the World Trade CEnter, I prayed while saying "Alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalah". Then I went and got some matches to light a Christian building, because Islam is THE religion. Then I went to work on my Wndows XP (I qwonder if I can throw a bomb through the computer) that my dad Mohammad Al-Jabaar Yusuf Bin Nur Hussein Laden gave to me when he died as a suicide bomber (he became one after being tired of working at 7-Eleven). I downloaded a movie and went to burn it on lots of CDs. Then I went outside, saying "Get your American Movies cheap! I got "Hey dude, I broke my car but Praise Allah I came Here Alive". But then the police caught me
Americanthis particular stereotype is scene boy)
So aftr i wnt 2 mcdonlds (i luv food <33333333333), i wnt nd nd chckd whu iz skng 2 b mah friend on myspace <333333333333333. i thn photoshopped nothr pic of me, now it iz in black and white <3333333333333333333.
Nerd:Hello, fellow earthlings. So I woke up, and after countless attempts to get out of bed (stupid fat cells), I went and played World of Warcraft. Then, I went to myself to go on IGN to diss Modern Warfare 2 and how Pong is the greatest game ever (this stereotype is against nostalgia gamers, btw). Then I went to jack off to pics I download off the internet of Sakura and Sasuke ----- -- (its time for fill in the blanks here). Then I played some Dungeons and Dragons with...myself... Oh yeah, and no girls liked me when I was in school, so my twitter accound was frauded out so I could get friends who were girls (hopefully...)
truth:I am a Bengali kid who lives in America. I am a nerd (how else would have I found this website?), and I draw good. I am a Muslim, but I try not to let that be shoved into my face when im in a public area*. I generally play modern games, I am the few who actually never bought Modern Warfare 2, and my favorite game is Super Mario Sunshine (Its pretty much Super Mario 64 upgraded, and 64 was my second favorite game). I like Rock and Hip-Hop, I like Comedy shows that dont suck, and I also draw manga-style (im not gonna say anime because I cant animate it :l). I am also unbelievably skinny (83 pounds at 12, yet I like to eat :/.
*family not counting
So after I came back from bombing some odd building Al Qaeda told me was called the World Trade CEnter, I prayed while saying "Alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalah". Then I went and got some matches to light a Christian building, because Islam is THE religion. Then I went to work on my Wndows XP (I qwonder if I can throw a bomb through the computer) that my dad Mohammad Al-Jabaar Yusuf Bin Nur Hussein Laden gave to me when he died as a suicide bomber (he became one after being tired of working at 7-Eleven). I downloaded a movie and went to burn it on lots of CDs. Then I went outside, saying "Get your American Movies cheap! I got "Hey dude, I broke my car but Praise Allah I came Here Alive". But then the police caught me
American
this particular stereotype is scene boy)So aftr i wnt 2 mcdonlds (i luv food <33333333333), i wnt nd nd chckd whu iz skng 2 b mah friend on myspace <333333333333333. i thn photoshopped nothr pic of me, now it iz in black and white <3333333333333333333.
Nerd:Hello, fellow earthlings. So I woke up, and after countless attempts to get out of bed (stupid fat cells), I went and played World of Warcraft. Then, I went to myself to go on IGN to diss Modern Warfare 2 and how Pong is the greatest game ever (this stereotype is against nostalgia gamers, btw). Then I went to jack off to pics I download off the internet of Sakura and Sasuke ----- -- (its time for fill in the blanks here
). Then I played some Dungeons and Dragons with...myself... Oh yeah, and no girls liked me when I was in school, so my twitter accound was frauded out so I could get friends who were girls (hopefully...)truth:I am a Bengali kid who lives in America. I am a nerd (how else would have I found this website?), and I draw good. I am a Muslim, but I try not to let that be shoved into my face when im in a public area*. I generally play modern games, I am the few who actually never bought Modern Warfare 2, and my favorite game is Super Mario Sunshine (Its pretty much Super Mario 64 upgraded, and 64 was my second favorite game). I like Rock and Hip-Hop, I like Comedy shows that dont suck, and I also draw manga-style (im not gonna say anime because I cant animate it :l). I am also unbelievably skinny (83 pounds at 12
, yet I like to eat :/.*family not counting
I'm a girl gamer, therefore I'm a big fat feminist when I'm on the Internet/playing games. I own a Wii and play Guitar Hero, because look fellas, I can pose half-naked behind my GH guitar and think it's sexy. I rage down microphones when I'm told to make a sammich or whatever.
While I'm not doing that, old chap, I'm drinking tea and eating cucumber sandwiches, playing tennis and wearing an oversized hat at the Ascot races, pip pip.
While I'm not doing that, old chap, I'm drinking tea and eating cucumber sandwiches, playing tennis and wearing an oversized hat at the Ascot races, pip pip.
I hope I don't get eaten by a polar bear whilst writing this, I've got meatballs to make. I also need to get all the snow of the road so all the swim-suit models named Inga can get home in their Volvos. It's pretty cold here because all of us are nudists and it always snows here.
Then I have to go to IKEA on my moose.
(Sweden)
Then I have to go to IKEA on my moose.
(Sweden)
I walk in my wooden shoes to the dairy farm to milk my cows and get ready for a day full of cheesewheel making and singing schlager songs while doing it and some folkdancing in my wooden shoes after my hard workday.
...but in reality im a anti-social-loner-computernerd!
...but in reality im a anti-social-loner-computernerd!
I'm Canadian so I can't stay very long as I need to go feed and groom my polar bear. I also need to rebuild my igloo because the warm season came (anything above -30 degrees Celcius), and ruined the frosting effect on it. This is all worth it because my beer stays perpetually cold, and I can always enjoy a cold one... even if my lips freeze to the bottle every time. Also I'm sorry if I took your time away from the important things in your life, I just wanted to share something with the people of the internet. Again, I'm sorry.
M'a faire mon post en français, pcq je suis pas un criss de loser d'anglais, tabarnak. Osti que j'aime ça toute décrisser le centre-ville de Montréal quand y'a une game de hockey! Que les Canadiens gagnent ou perdent, je m'en tabarnak, ce qui est important, c'est de toute péter.
Comme les autres étudiants du Vieux-Montréal, la seule chose que je veux faire dans vie c'est fumer du pot pis faire des manifestations inutiles.
Je suis QUÉBECOIS! Pis que le reste du Canada mange de la marde! Par contre, met qu'on me pose la question officiellement si je veux me séparer du Canada, m'a chier dans mes culottes pis m'a voter NON!
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I'll write this post un french because I'm not a loser that talks english. I really love to destroy Montreal's downtown after a hockey game! That the Canadians lose or win, it doesn't matter. What's important is that I break everything.
Like other students from Vieux-Montréal's CÉGEP, the only thing I want to do is to smoke weed and start useless protests.
I am a QUEBECER! I don't care about the rest of Canada! But if I'm officially asked the question if I want Quebec to be seperated from Canada, I'll be afraid and I'll vote NO!)
PS: I really hate that stereotype.
Comme les autres étudiants du Vieux-Montréal, la seule chose que je veux faire dans vie c'est fumer du pot pis faire des manifestations inutiles.
Je suis QUÉBECOIS! Pis que le reste du Canada mange de la marde! Par contre, met qu'on me pose la question officiellement si je veux me séparer du Canada, m'a chier dans mes culottes pis m'a voter NON!
(Instant translation:
I'll write this post un french because I'm not a loser that talks english. I really love to destroy Montreal's downtown after a hockey game! That the Canadians lose or win, it doesn't matter. What's important is that I break everything.
Like other students from Vieux-Montréal's CÉGEP, the only thing I want to do is to smoke weed and start useless protests.
I am a QUEBECER! I don't care about the rest of Canada! But if I'm officially asked the question if I want Quebec to be seperated from Canada, I'll be afraid and I'll vote NO!)
PS: I really hate that stereotype.
The sad thing is, I actually do own a bowler hat.Ophiuchus said:
Pip pip old chap, no need to get down and out, just keep a stiff-upper lip and eat your scone, and I hope you pronounce Scone the correct way, unlike those HEATHENS in the North! (Of which I am one..)
Yeah Nah. I got me this grouse new swan-dri the other day, real flash, but I'll have to clean the sheep dung off me gumboots, and wash me stubbies before i head off to the big smoke across the ditch to look for a job. I'll be sure to turn the lights off if I'm the last one to leave, I hope they have rugby over there.
In reality I'm a Hip-Hopping Otaku Stoner, thank god for globalization.
In reality I'm a Hip-Hopping Otaku Stoner, thank god for globalization.
Here I sit, sneering at the cultural inferiority of every post in this thread so far.
All the while, one hand strays to bring greasy chunks of some over-hung pork that has been smoked to the point of being carcinogenic at ten paces to my mouth. The other hand journeys down the back of my trousers to tousle the forest of hair adorning my buttocks.
Behind me hangs a series of posters: a Hungarian flag, the Árpád Sáv and an Arrow Cross. A vaguely xenophobic variation of polka blares from the radio, and the walls are covered with grime and flies.
A pig walks contentedly through the room, and I pause in my laughter to toss half a brick from the window and a vaguely Jewish-looking passerby. Because the Zionists are stealing our water. The Treaty of Versailles is also bad, despite having happened almost a hundred years ago.
Ahem. I was born in Hungary, and you can probably see that I hate the place with unrivalled passion. I hope I don't get banned or anything. It's not racism if you hate your own country, right?
In terms of non-National stereotypes: I'm a whiny hipster in denial with a chronic case of music snobbery.
All the while, one hand strays to bring greasy chunks of some over-hung pork that has been smoked to the point of being carcinogenic at ten paces to my mouth. The other hand journeys down the back of my trousers to tousle the forest of hair adorning my buttocks.
Behind me hangs a series of posters: a Hungarian flag, the Árpád Sáv and an Arrow Cross. A vaguely xenophobic variation of polka blares from the radio, and the walls are covered with grime and flies.
A pig walks contentedly through the room, and I pause in my laughter to toss half a brick from the window and a vaguely Jewish-looking passerby. Because the Zionists are stealing our water. The Treaty of Versailles is also bad, despite having happened almost a hundred years ago.
Ahem. I was born in Hungary, and you can probably see that I hate the place with unrivalled passion. I hope I don't get banned or anything. It's not racism if you hate your own country, right?
In terms of non-National stereotypes: I'm a whiny hipster in denial with a chronic case of music snobbery.
Hey amigo! I don't understand anything of this. But I have to go now, because my burro is getting hungry, and I have no more nopales to give him.
But I must not forget to bring many bottles of tequila! Oh, apparently is getting cold, so I will take out my poncho and my big sombrero. Yeeha!
Come on, it´s easy, I dont have to say it ti you, right?
Okey, yes, Mexican!
But I must not forget to bring many bottles of tequila! Oh, apparently is getting cold, so I will take out my poncho and my big sombrero. Yeeha!
Come on, it´s easy, I dont have to say it ti you, right?
Okey, yes, Mexican!