Stereotype yourself!

[JoJo]

I'm a proud English gentleman, relaxing after a tiring day ordering around my lower-class workers by drinking tea with my dear friend the Queen, while we discuss matters of state, such as the decline of our previously-splendid empire. Tally-ho claps!

What a spiffing idea old chap, I just had to put down my tea and crumpets to make a contribution.

This afternoon I must take my bowler hat to the dry-cleaners, before a wonderful evening down by the Thames drinking fine ales, eating fish and chips and talking about what's going on in the football and cricket. Splendid!

(For what it's worth: the 'drinking ale somewhere in the vicinity of the Thames' thing is actually going to happen this evening IRL.)

My dear fellow, I can see you are a man of a refined quality, I would be most honoured if you would join our humble tea party. If you do wish so then it is formal attire, starting down at the palace at 8pm.

 

[Snipermanic]

well by living in the East of England I was too busy impregnating close relatives and slurring my words to be of any use to this topic

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Arrogand german gothpunk with a massive ego, but you still love me my playthings.

 

[HerrBobo]

So there I was, indulging my favorite pastimes of cleaning my many, many guns and failing to find Europe on a map, when I suddenly had a thought: Maybe one way to foster understanding with other cultures is to try poking fun at one's own. Needless to say, the thought took me by surprise and I ended up spitting Big Mac chunks all over myself and my ten illegitimate children who are all named after potato fixins. (Luckily I had twelve more standing by, plus a diet Coke, so I was okay.)

So let's hear it. What sets your culture apart from everyone else's? (Not that it matters, of course, Murrica being the bestest country and all, but you get my point.) Note that you shouldn't make fun of anyone else's culture, just your own; this is supposed to be fun, not mean.

A shocking thing to do....but here goes...

Ok....

Here goes...

Ahem!!

"Fat"

I mean if you really wanna talk sterotypes, well there you are.

I'm good looking (yes fat people can be good looking) I'm no Brad Pitt, but I have a level of attractiveness. Many girls say I have alot or "sex appeal". Though that could, in part, come from the fact that I have a good personality; I'm funny, charming, polite, though, I am too blunt at times, I'm also a good listener. I'm happy, I have some great mates and a loving and hot g/f. I'm also clever, I can grasp things (not maths) quickly and and I'm about to do a Masters in Classics.

Despite this people assume I'm dumb, lazy and unhappy because I'm over weight.
Sterotypes are evil!

 

[Darkstorm091]

OMGASDF as a BEMANI freak I have to say, all of these stupid "popular" rhythm games are just ripoffs of existing rhythm games by BEMANI.
Guitar Hero? Ripped off GuitarFreaks.
DJ Hero? Well that ripped off BeatmaniaIIDX.

Oh, and let's not even talk about the crappy music in these games. It's all 'licensed' and crap. No. BEMANI has their own staff of artists that write new songs just for their games. kors k, L.E.D., Nekomata Master, 96? Ever heard of these guys? No? Oh man, you don't know what you're missing.

...OMG, I hate my stereotype.

 

[Sir-jackington]

Eccentric waster

 

[Kwaren]

I am what I call a Combat Nerd. I can nerd out on many things and I fight full contact with foam swords. (Foam still hurts when it has a PVC core!)

 

[Sebenko]

Gay nerd. There's no way I could stereotype that.

Now, I have to go and choose the colour for my D&D Warlock's boots. I hope it goes well with his feathered hat and the drapes. Tata, dahling.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Well telly ho everybody! How about some biscuits and Earl Grey tea? And crumpets too, oh my!
Come now, lets go play Polo and cricket by the river whilst sipping ginger beer!
Why, me and the Queen were discussing cricket the other day at Hogwarts!
What are these 'american past times' of which you speak? You mean, you eat chicken WITH YOUR HANDS?! GASP! That is horrid! Ghastly! Goodness me! Get out, I say, Get out!
Dont trip over my money on the way out!
Theyre gone!
HUZZAH!

Gee, guess where im from!
Or, if we want to be mroe specific,

OHMYDAYZ, today is so cold innit. Omfg, i swear down if this rain dont stop ima be like, NO. Geeze man.
I feel like getting pregnant innit. Gimmie a fag. Anyone got WKD? Ima get wasted.

 

[headphonegirl]

Ganjin Otaku =.=

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*Points to my avatar.*
If you add out the smoking part from Alexei Stukov and divides the age by a factor of 3 you have me.

 

[The Cheezy One]

The Straight guy
as in, the mature sidekick to the interesting one, who generally doesnt get the girl or the fame. but then again, i do get - ummm... let me get back to you on that one

also im english, and i am absolutely brilliant at winning people over! im not even that attractive, its all in the style, and appealing to what people want under all the conditioning. men like to think theyre dangerous and rebellious, so treat them as if they are. ive said to so many people something along the lines of "YOU are supposed to be the mature reasonable adult?" and they glow with pride and go along with however i finish the sentence
Women like to think rebels are attractive, so grin coyly as if youre doing something dangerous and might get caught at any moment
this may not mae sense, but its always worked for me
i may not have been born with a silver spoon in my mouth [closer to copper] but i sure as hell have a silver tongue in there

 

[ChaoticKraus]

I woke up today and it was dark outside. I went down to my IKEA-furnished kitchen and ate some meatballs for breakfast. Then i cried because i won't see the sun for 6 months. After this i took our state-founded bus to work, no one spoke or looked each other in the eyes during the journey so it was a good one.

I worked my 8-hour shift without complaining and pausing to get a fika-break 11 times. On the way home i spat on a private hospital, and then i cried again because i won't see the sun for 6 months. On the bus on the way home two people began to talk to each other. The bloodshot, sleep deprived, depressed eyes of everyone in the bus tried to avoid each other while glaring at the talking pair and contemplating strangling them with their own blonde hair.

When i got home i looked through my window at all the blonde, hot women outside and wondered why they all married foreigners. I cried some more and contemplated suicide. Thought of suicide but they decided it would be too much bother and downed half a bottle of Absolut Vodka before going to bed.

I'm swedish if you can't tell, and this is a very depressing stereotype.

 

[Shycte]

I wöke up in my IKEA bed, and töök öut ä böök from my IKEA böökshelf. I then went döwnstairs to eat the smörgåsbord my blönde girlfriend Stinä häd måde for me and put ön öor IKEA tåble. I started reading the book while Stina put on some ABBA. The book wås The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest by Stieg Larsson. It wås nice tö know that, despite my häving reäd åll the Wallander novels, there were still good books to be found.

Oh, and may I please take this opportunity to point out that Swedish girls aren't called Helga ever?

Dönt förget when we gå out änd pluder villiges around Europe in our cool viking helemts. Then we went håme and payed 99,9 % tax on what we've gathered.

 

[teh_Canape]

Well, i'm Russian - so of course i'm a six-foot tall manly man with huge muscles and even bigger beard who speaks broken English in a ridiculous accent, drinks nothing but VODKA, lives in a drab concrete building smack in the middle of a perpetual snowstorm, rides a bear to his job at the tank factory, has a nuclear reactor in his bathroom, and wants to take away everyone's freedom in the name of COMMUNISM.

well, I'm argentinian, so I guess it would be pretty much this:

mixed with a bit of this:

 

[The Cheezy One]

I wöke up in my IKEA bed, and töök öut ä böök from my IKEA böökshelf. I then went döwnstairs to eat the smörgåsbord my blönde girlfriend Stinä häd måde for me and put ön öor IKEA tåble. I started reading the book while Stina put on some ABBA. The book wås The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest by Stieg Larsson. It wås nice tö know that, despite my häving reäd åll the Wallander novels, there were still good books to be found.

Oh, and may I please take this opportunity to point out that Swedish girls aren't called Helga ever?

Dönt förget when we gå out änd pluder villiges around Europe in our cool viking helemts. Then we went håme and payed 99,9 % tax on what we've gathered.

yeah could you stop doing that? my geordie friends and i barely have time to mine the pits from the age of 6 and get hammered afterwards as it is!

 

[Steven Matthews]

I am from Norfolk so I have six toes on both feet and they are webbed, I will also one day marry a close relative.

Fat White Computer scientist who lives in his parents attic when I am not at uni.

University student from England so I have the power to out drink the population of a small country.

Anime, Manga and video-game nerd so I haven't seen a female in my entire life or this thing I am told is called sunlight.7

Being English I speak the queens English and wear a top hat at all times.

 

[Kollega]

Well, i'm Russian - so of course i'm a six-foot tall manly man with huge muscles and even bigger beard who speaks broken English in a ridiculous accent, drinks nothing but VODKA, lives in a drab concrete building smack in the middle of a perpetual snowstorm, rides a bear to his job at the tank factory, has a nuclear reactor in his bathroom, and wants to take away everyone's freedom in the name of COMMUNISM.

Oh yes, that is pretty much what i am [small]definitely not.[/small]

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Introverted and athletic nerd with mild social issues, a massive chip on his shoulder, a bunch of cynicism, mixed with a little humor and occasional crowning moments of awesome.

Overall, your avarage teenager