Stereotype yourself!

[Marble Dragon]

Today, I woke up in my tiny apartment and drank some tea, musing for a little while on the horrors of modern life. After putting on some clothes from Urban Outfitters (only the most hip, of course) I meditated on the floor of my bedroom. Then I walked down the stairs and out into downtown Portland, Oregon. I grabbed my old, crappy bicycle and pedaled to the nearest coffee shop, where I had some more tea and a vegan scone. After pulling out my laptop from my stylish "I <3 The Planet" bag, I wrote some emo poetry and did some work on my novel. As I was finally leaving after a long day of work, I noticed a poster for an indie rock band concert. And that's where I'm planning to go tonight.

 

[ZydrateDealer]

Sorry I can't help I'm to busy working down the coal mine and shagging sheep init! Well that stereotype was half right until Thatcher closed the coal mines, the *****!!

 

[i don't know]

I'm a jew that loves pork and sushi. Yay 4 sushi!

 

[Nouw]

Asian Gamer Nerd with no Life.

 

[mayney93]

I'm British and I have a "English" accent and have a butler

 

[mayney93]

Sorry I can't help I'm to busy working down the coal mine and shagging sheep init! Well that stereotype was half right until Thatcher closed the coal mines, the *****!!

North east or wales?

 

[i don't know]

Asian Gamer Nerd with no Life.

lol me 2 except I'm from America and part Russian.

 

[imnot]

This thread is much to lower class for a chap like me, come Jeeve's lets go drink soe tea , oh and where's that monocle when i need it.

 

[ZydrateDealer]

Sorry I can't help I'm to busy working down the coal mine and shagging sheep init! Well that stereotype was half right until Thatcher closed the coal mines, the *****!!

North east or wales?

Wales

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

What a splendid thread idea, old chap! I think this is cause for celebration! Jeeves, get me and the other chap a pot of tea and give the hounds a rabbit to chase, would you old bean? Jolly good show!

 

[KoSTHB]

well I'm sitting down eating fried chicken and drinking some kool-aid after doing a drive by while coming from One of my many baby's mama's house and plan on playing basketball tomorrow while wearing a oversize XXXL long tee and using uncorrected grammar. i may even go to the movies and talk real loud during it.

 

[One Seven One]

I guess country boy, I use words like y'all I like chicken more than most other meat.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I am a stereotype in myself. I'm a Lord, I possess lordly apparel, such as a pretty sturdy walking stick, which I employ in rapping the nonces of unscrupulous individuals I may encounter whilst taking a turn about my local urban-industrial sector to survey the manifold employees I own.

I only enjoy bourbon whiskey, and I run the local Carlton Club with an iron fist (it contains mathematical function). I do not understand the "kids" of today's lingo, and I think David Cameron is a left-wing ponce with no sense of order. I am a closet homosexual, as proven by my many escapades with Mr. Cameron at Eton (although I attended Harrow - his house was close by to mine though), which explains my bitter jealousy of his new-found power.

I also guffaw merrily at the misery of others, preferably members of the downtrodden masses.


(This was only one of the main stereotypes of the quintessential Englishman. Also, some here don't seem to get the question.)

 

[Asehujiko]

Perhaps even my tremendous warmachine would not want to go against a bear cavalry in the snow.
History teaches...

The joke was that both Germany and Russia have a history of invading Poland at the least of provocation and occasionally did so at the same time like with the Molotov Ribbentrop Pact.

 

[Vhite]

Nerd, its not even stereotype, Im pretty much sure that Im one of the greatest nerds on escapist.

 

[Eumersian]

Being from Massachusetts, I've heard some from other states call us all (not me specifically but collective MA residents) a bunch of stuck up snotty educated jerks, because my state has Harvard and Tufts and MIT and a bunch of other incredible schools. Not too many MA residents have gone to Harvard. I'm friends with 3/3000 of the sophomore class as far as I know.

But really, I am a snotty jerk. I was one of those kids who always corrected people's spelling, pronunciation, grammar, and always corrected those people that called it "timesing" instead of "multiplying".

What a bunch of morons.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Being from Kansas, USA, I am of course a grassroots, down-home Republican without any real reason for being one harvesting the yearly wheat and corn crop.

In reality, I am a middle-of-the-road Democrat-leaning student in an accounting school.

Someone please explain to me how the stereotype of corn was attached to Kansas. It has no basis.

 

[SadakoMoose]

It's sucks being a pro wrestling nerd sometimes.
You're the only kind of nerd no one likes to recognize as a nerd.
It sucks when even Starcraft obsessives call you things ranging from "redneck" to "fag".
So yeah...
Wrasslin' fan, I guess.

 

[reg42]

Well this is great, I'll just get off the lion I happen to be riding and find a spot in the jungle with good enough signal for me to post this message off the computer which I stole... Did I mention I'm blowing a vuvuzela whilst doing all this?

 

[Sinisterair]

Metal loving goth kid with anger issues......im not usually angry but when i am im Pissed off lol, Also im jewish...but i cant hold on to money to save my life....