Stereotype yourself!

[Hookman]

Depends how deep into the stereotype you want to go.
If you're just gonna stick with being from England then that is bally well spiffing with me, as I was saying to the Duke of Edinburgh during our weekly squash match and fox hunt, TALLY-HO!
However, I'm also from Liverpool which means I listen to the Beatles 24/7, have 5 lovechildren by the age of 20, drink at least 15 bevvies a day and end every sentence with the word 'La'.

 

[Au Naturel.]

Well, I'm sitting in my igloo while floating in the middle of the ocean on a slab of floating ice with my polar bear and beaver! Don't worry aboot it, I'll be okay as long as I have my maple syurp, eh!

 

[dantheman931]

Man, such a shame this thread died (although I'm flattered it went for six pages--I didn't think it would last more than one or two when I created it). I just reread it, and I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. You guys are the best!

 

[badgersprite]

So I was riding on my motorcycle wearing a mixture of plaid and leather, my hair (with random shaved bits) blowing in the wind when my sense of humourlessness alerted me to an oppressive member of the patriarchy nearby. I then proceeded to shake my fist at him and tell him that he was a chauvinist misogynist and get offended by every single word he said, including articles like "a" or "the" which serve no purpose other than to reinforce bourgeois notions of individuality.

But I couldn't stay for long since I had to get back to leading the gay pride march.

 

[Floggo]

Australian alcoholic/swear-oholic.

 

[Quaxar]

So I just came back from fighting off the giant venomous spider-kangaroo hybrids the gouvernment has unleashed to keep people away from pg18 games and accidentally spot this thread so I had to post.

Oh wait, that's Australia.

 

[tigermilk]

Free the nonces-man hating-self loathing about my white skin-supporter of top heavy liberal beurocracies-tree hugging-vegan-lit fag.

Yup, I consider myself left wing.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Sitting in my tenement conveniently located next to a forest of leprechauns i saw this topic. After grabbing the nearest Guinness from my father, (he treats all 8 of us Catholic dóte báins so well) i tried to think of what makes us Irish. While thinking my brother Éamon clubbed a Protestant to death with a hurl and we danced to tin-whistles and bodhrans. Outside my window are the sights of hundreds of gloriously fire-haired men and women hugging the shade, protecting their freckled skin from the harsh light.

Hmmm, i think i could've done better and i may be leaving somethings out, but that's about it.. Woo irish pride.

You forgot all about potatoes!

 

[iphonerose]

Sitting in my tenement conveniently located next to a forest of leprechauns i saw this topic. After grabbing the nearest Guinness from my father, (he treats all 8 of us Catholic dóte báins so well) i tried to think of what makes us Irish. While thinking my brother Éamon clubbed a Protestant to death with a hurl and we danced to tin-whistles and bodhrans. Outside my window are the sights of hundreds of gloriously fire-haired men and women hugging the shade, protecting their freckled skin from the harsh light.

Hmmm, i think i could've done better and i may be leaving somethings out, but that's about it.. Woo irish pride.

Bejaysus, a bit of cabbage and bacon or a stew could have went well with those potatoes you left out! Mary and Paddy cook a mean (pronounced mane) stew. you've gotta check this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq3tq6qfmj8

 

[Garrsus]

erm, im a nerd who listens to deathcore and drinks tea (i am english) chubby, fairly strong, fairly fit (apart from being chubby), who is also insane. what the hell have i became?!

 

[penguindude42]

Well... I'm from Nova Scotia, so I suppose I'm a fisherman or a farmer who LOVES driving 20km+ below the speed limit on the 101 in the Annapolis Valley, plays a shitload of hockey and drinks a lot.

And don't you dare call me a damn Newfie. o.o


Haha, clever idea mate. Peace~

Albertans sure are weird, eh?

And dun get me talkin' aboot them Newfies, eh?

Man, I'm out o' coffee. Bettah 'ead t' the Timmies, eh?

-tom

 

[Mutough]

Asshole.

 

[FalloutJack]

I suppose that the only thing I can be sure of is that I am a nut. The rest...? I don't know.

 

[fingerbang143]

IHda hadafsd ag greaert adaday


sorry I had maple syrup in my keyboard.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Thank you for calling customer service!

72 virgins here I come!!!! *blows up*

Today is the day I hop the fence and get into America!

I'm hungry...too bad there's no food and no medicine for my AIDS

(I am a Pakistani/Indian and Mexican Muslim from Africa)

 

[ejb626]

soulless spawn of the devil, I have red hair and I'm left-handed thats two strikes against me in super crazy Christian fundamentalist logic.

 

[Blemontea]

Tall, creepy, ginger, teenager, walks the hall silently and likes heavily artistic story driven games with a cold coka cola.

Thats what i think people (who aren't my closest friends) think of me anyway...

 

[Aetera]

Country-wise? Well, after going to get some fast food in my gas-guzzling car, I head home to watch mindless, idiotic TV, followed by complaining about all of the people that are ruining 'merica. It is prounounced " 'merica", by the way. Apparently.

Personally-wise? If I had to choose one? Eh, punk, I guess. I fit the stereotypical image, since I have multiple tattoos and piercings, and my only pair of shoes that I ever wear are my (super comfy and feet-protecting) Doc Martens. The type of music that I listen to partially does, too. Oh, and I've sometimes dyed my super short, choppy hair blue/purple/green etc. Female, btw.

However, my iPod contains about half Ramones etc. and half showtunes/soundtracks/video game music. I am a theater and gamer nerd. I'm a stereotype-mutt.

 

[dantheman931]

It is prounounced " 'merica", by the way. Apparently.

However, it's properly spelled "Murrica." Then again, as a fellow Murrican, I can hardly read bathroom symbols without my lips moving, so maybe I'm not the best judge...

 

[StBishop]

Crikey! What a bonza idea mate!
I'll just stop eating my Vegemite toast and meat pie with tomato sauce, of course I'm also drinking fosters, and try to think of some aussie things to do. I'd be easier if I wasn't typing this during my commute via kangaroo to the boomerang factory (which is on the beach).
After work I'll hear down the pub with Stevo, Davo and Shirly (top sheila she is) and drink some more fosters before playing Aussie rules and surfing.
Then I'll ride my roo home (dodging all the snakes and drop bears) to sleep in a hammock under a corrugated iron roof surrounded by cane toads in a thunder storm.

(I do eat an awful lot of Vegemite. The rest is a lie. But it will probably rain tonight.)