Steve Jobs' Last Words: Oh wow, Oh wow, Oh wow

[Ickorus]

I thought this might have been a joke thread, that sounds so much like something he would say at one of his iProduct 5s reveals.

 

[Saulkar]

He realised he forgot to change his liscence plate!

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I'd put money on him just having thought of the concept of the iBog, which would have surely changed the way we take our shits forever. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to keep on going with our 20th Century toilet technology...

 

[Hyper-space]

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

I'm sorry, but what the fuck is wrong with you? Did he ever personally hurt you? Did he ever cause someone's death or something?

Holy fuck, show some respect for the dead.

The dude exploited a loop-hole in california law to be able to park in handicap-spaces. He denied a long-time Apple employee stock options because he could. Then there's This ugly business of him using his money and resources to game the system when it comes to organ transplant using something called multiple-listing.

Dude was a dick.

EDIT: Oh and the Foxconn factories which Apple used to manufacture iPhones.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I like to think he realized what a dick he had been all his life, and was genuinely sorry.

I read an article about him in Rolling Stone (I believe) and it certainly seemed that way. Or at the very least he was aware of it.

 

[DarkRyter]

He must have been playing Skyrim.

 

[hiks89]

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

you sir, are a wanker

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

I'm sorry, but what the fuck is wrong with you? Did he ever personally hurt you? Did he ever cause someone's death or something?

Holy fuck, show some respect for the dead.

He was terrible to work with, most of the ideas actually came from Apple, and he never donated to charity (only recently learned this). The creator of Lisp, and the creator C have both passed away in the last month, and they accomplished far more than Steve Jobs. Wozniak was the main brain behind Apple, and he got screwed over by Jobs.

I don't think there's any need to show respect to the dead when they behave like he did.

i dont donate to charity, should i die in agony?

 

[imnot]

He must have been playing Skyrim.

Death=Skyrim!?

*slits throat*

OH WOW! OH WOW! OH WOW!
*Ahem* It was mediocre at best.

OT: Very intresting I guess. or something.

 

[dyre]

Reminds me of "the horror, the horror," sortof >_>

I like to think he realized what a dick he had been all his life, and was genuinely sorry.

Yeah, one would hope so. A tad late though.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I'm betting he given a glimpse vision of the future, seeing his legacy and his future Apple products.

 

[Angerwing]

That really reminds me of the last words of Kevin Spacey's character in American Beauty.

"Man, oh man, oh man, oh man..."

 

[Femaref]

"The design is trivial, it doesn't fit the margin of this page though"

 

[Whateveralot]

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

Lol. How uncalled for, but I laughed.


Not sure what to add. I figure maybe a new sense of brilliance. I can imagine dying is kind of like being drunk, where avarage ideas seem boring and stupid ideas seem really really good.

He must've felt really smart, that short while.

 

[dyre]

i dont donate to charity, should i die in agony?

If you're worth $8 billion or w/e and you don't donate to charity, you're a dick. Not saying you should die in agony; I wouldn't even wish that on Hitler, but I certainly have little respect for the man.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Aw, I would've half expected it to be "But there's more!"

 

[DazBurger]

I guess this went though his head...