Strangest Consipracy Theories you heard.

[Mr.Mattress]

That People from the Future have been spotted in Films and Photo's of the past.

*Looking at that One Forum*

Or the Lizards Ruling the Earth Thing.

 

[ThatFanBoyGuy]

Zionist Jews are going to rebuild the Temple on top of an "Independence Day" sized UFO which will float above the Dome of the Rock

 

[kickyourass]

Well since you said no religion I guess I can't say Scientology (Seriously that stuff is so insane it's almost awesome).

So I'll have to go with this

Elton John and the homosexual conspiracy murdered Freddie Mercury and claimed that he liked guys and died of AIDS.
Yep.

Seriously?

 

[Armored Prayer]

Swine Flu was invented by the Jews and was part of a master plan to take over the world.

Forgot what nation's people believed this. Probably some Middle Eastern.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

I'll just leave this here...

 

[The_Graff]

The world is run by space lizards. No its a real conspiracy.

Source?

that individual citizens are being disenfranchised by an increasingly remote and externally controlled government. oh, wait ....

 

[More Fun To Compute]

The most recent one I read was that mobile phone towers are actually all projecting the deadly orgone radiation (DOR) discovered by the physicist Wilhelm Reich. This DOR can be projected downwards in a way that produces symptoms such as nausea, headaches and depression but also if required can be emit a wave of pure death killing all people in the vicinity. It can also be projected upwards in "cloudbusting" mode to do things like alter weather or destroy UFOs. Orgone energy is described as the energy of life and the negative, deadly orgone energy, is described as the energy of death.

 

[Danish_4116]

The earth is hollow with an entrance in Antarctica. Which the Nazis found and are using as a base of operations for their flying saucers.

 

[Veylon]

Tetris is a Communist mind control device.

No, really. Search for Tetris and Communism together and it's amazing how many actually believe this right now.

 

[OrdinaryGuy]

Is "all of them" an acceptable answer? I have yet to find one that makes any sense whatsoever, so they all seem pretty strange to me.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Aliens helped the Egyptian build the pyramids.

pft... It's obvious that time-traveling robots did it.

 

[ejb626]

While being tortured in Vietnam John McCain had a mind control computer chip implanted in his brain by the Vietcong, if he were to be elected president he would be a helpless puppet of Communist Vietnam.

 

[Lord Legion]

Reptoids...lizard spacemen that are trying to rule over us.
We've had the same president for years, he just keeps putting on a different skin suit.

(I kinda like that one though...explains alot.)

 

[Salty Weasel]

Belgium doesn't exist. http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

 

[CaptainKoala]

I'll just leave this here...

You win.

 

[Dead_Man]

Pepsi and Coca-Cola are the same thing and owned by the same uber-company. they created the two different brands and created a feud that would spark the general population into a product battle to increase revenue. this way people would people would buy more coca-cola if it meant screwing over pepsi.

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

That the government is putting fluoride into our water to keep our minds from developing. Uh huh, I definitely believe that one.

Edit:

I'll just leave this here...

You win.

Fuckin' rainbows, how do they work?

 

[CaptainKoala]

Any theory that anybody other than Muslim extremists did 9/11. And anything about NASA faking the moon landing.