Strangest thing you get paranoid about.

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LuckyClover95

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When I start doing something new, a new hobby, a new place to go, thats for ME, and my friends are all like "Youre having fun I'll get in on that" I know its fine, and they aren't in the wrong, but I get paranoid they're trying to steal my life.
 

StellarViking

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I'm always worried that while I'm looking around a room or something, my eyes will briefly meet with someone else's for a quick, unwarranted moment and I'll forever be branded as "that guy staring at me". Also, I shower regularly and wear deodorant, but I'm always worried that for some reason, I smell horrible. Or that the one time I lean down to pick something out is the time I let out a massive, unrelentingly earth-shattering fart.
 

smithy_2045

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Becoming fat.

Also, I'm completely and utterly paranoid that everything I say will cause people to hate me.
 

Solstrana91

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Mojo_22 said:
Solstrana91 said:
Ducks.
I don't know why I'm scared of them, but the mere sight of them gives me a sense of impending doom...


You never know what those ducks are up to...
;_; Why would you do this?! Back to the attic with an ax for me.
 

gonzo20

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i think that everyone thinks im an idiot and hates me and that everything i say and going to say is gonna make them think im a moron. yeah its fun being like that hehe and i HATE HATE HATE heights as well, i cant even stand near the edge of a wall, freaks me out that im gonna fall off >.<
 

Continuity

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I used to get paranoid about people talking about me at work behind my back... It got to the point where one time I heard some people talking about me late one evening and I looked around the filing cabinets to see who it was... there was no one else on the floor besides me, everyone had gone home.

Hallucinations are a sign of paranoia gone too far maybe.

Other than that i'm feeling paranoid right now as I just gave all my credit card details to someone in a chat window. Admittedly an https chat window with a Dell customer service operative but even so...
 

Mirror Cage

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Spies. Always spies.
Backstabbing little bastards.

(Un)Fortunately, I'm usually right and manage to get the drop on most.
 

Unstable Ark

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Whenever someone on my online messengers pops up, I have this unreasonable fear that they're tracking my screen and actions. Not that I'm doing anything grossly incriminating, but I just don't like it, and sort of watch what I do online until they go away...
 

Kakashi on crack

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when I don't have my wallet with me outside of the house


I'm also extremely paranoid of time 3:23 A.M. I literally can't fall asleep between the times 3:20 and 3:45 because of it.
 

Phasmal

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Joggers.

I hate it when someone is jogging behind me, it makes me feel like I am going to get mugged when they run past me.
 

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Doclector said:
Sometimes, when I'm in a shop or somewhere that's playing music I get paranoid that I'm walking in rythm to the music. Because that would be weird. And embarrassing. And weird.

Be not embarrassed! I do that voluntarily, and if anyone looks at me funny, I just revel in the fact that I just gave that person something to talk about when he/she gets home!

OT: I recently flipped my toenail and it hurt like a *****. Now I literally "watch my step."
 

Dutch 924

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I agree with the guy who made this. I don't like walking in rythmn with a song (especially if it's one I don't like). I also constantly make sure my bedroom door is closed whenever I'm in here.
 

The Artificially Prolonged

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I get strangely paranoid that I've have forgotten my keys, even though I always put them in the back pocket of the pants I will be wearing the next day. I still end up checking my back pocket twenty odd times a day to make sure that my keys are still there and have not magically vanished into an alternative dimension or something.
 

TheLoneBeet

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I get paranoid that I'm breathing awkwardly loud when I listen to music via headphones. I usually listen with one in and the other out.

Also, my friend thinks that turtles have a world-wide conspiracy going. She believes they can all move incredibly fast and are just fooling the world waiting for their opportunity to strike as if connected by some kind of hive-mind. No I'm not kidding.
 

freakydan

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I get paranoid that I forgot to lock the door at work when I have to close. I've actually gotten home, gotten ready for bed, crawled between the covers, then gotten to thinking, and ended getting up, getting dressed, and driving ten minutes back to work just to make sure I locked the door.

I get paranoid when I hear people laughing around me without knowing what they're laughing about. For some reason, I'm POSITIVE they're laughing at me because I'm showing some crack. No clue why.

I also have a really hard time being the one to start a conversation with someone on instant messenger, because I'm really paranoid about coming off as weird, desperate, and lonely.
 

Auninteligentname

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When I think weird thougth-trains, I often stop myself with: ''Stop thinking, someone may listen in'''. I mostly do that to stop myself from thinking too weird, but still...
 

Doclector

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TheLoneBeet said:
I get paranoid that I'm breathing awkwardly loud when I listen to music via headphones. I usually listen with one in and the other out.

Also, my friend thinks that turtles have a world-wide conspiracy going. She believes they can all move incredibly fast and are just fooling the world waiting for their opportunity to strike as if connected by some kind of hive-mind. No I'm not kidding.
Ah, but is she kidding?

No, of course not. The turtle uprising is nigh, you should learn to be less complacent.
 

TheNaut131

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Auninteligentname said:
When I think weird thougth-trains, I often stop myself with: ''Stop thinking, someone may listen in'''. I mostly do that to stop myself from thinking too weird, but still...
...someone needs a tinfoil hat.

OT: Whenever I hear people laughing about something, I always end up thinking they're laughing at me.

Middle school fucked me up...