When I start doing something new, a new hobby, a new place to go, thats for ME, and my friends are all like "Youre having fun I'll get in on that" I know its fine, and they aren't in the wrong, but I get paranoid they're trying to steal my life.
Strangest thing you get paranoid about.
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I'm always worried that while I'm looking around a room or something, my eyes will briefly meet with someone else's for a quick, unwarranted moment and I'll forever be branded as "that guy staring at me". Also, I shower regularly and wear deodorant, but I'm always worried that for some reason, I smell horrible. Or that the one time I lean down to pick something out is the time I let out a massive, unrelentingly earth-shattering fart.
Becoming fat.
Also, I'm completely and utterly paranoid that everything I say will cause people to hate me.
Also, I'm completely and utterly paranoid that everything I say will cause people to hate me.
;_; Why would you do this?! Back to the attic with an ax for me.Mojo_22 said:Solstrana91 said:
You never know what those ducks are up to...
i think that everyone thinks im an idiot and hates me and that everything i say and going to say is gonna make them think im a moron. yeah its fun being like that hehe and i HATE HATE HATE heights as well, i cant even stand near the edge of a wall, freaks me out that im gonna fall off >.<
I used to get paranoid about people talking about me at work behind my back... It got to the point where one time I heard some people talking about me late one evening and I looked around the filing cabinets to see who it was... there was no one else on the floor besides me, everyone had gone home.
Hallucinations are a sign of paranoia gone too far maybe.
Other than that i'm feeling paranoid right now as I just gave all my credit card details to someone in a chat window. Admittedly an https chat window with a Dell customer service operative but even so...
Hallucinations are a sign of paranoia gone too far maybe.
Other than that i'm feeling paranoid right now as I just gave all my credit card details to someone in a chat window. Admittedly an https chat window with a Dell customer service operative but even so...
Spies. Always spies.
Backstabbing little bastards.
(Un)Fortunately, I'm usually right and manage to get the drop on most.
Backstabbing little bastards.
(Un)Fortunately, I'm usually right and manage to get the drop on most.
Whenever someone on my online messengers pops up, I have this unreasonable fear that they're tracking my screen and actions. Not that I'm doing anything grossly incriminating, but I just don't like it, and sort of watch what I do online until they go away...
when I don't have my wallet with me outside of the house
I'm also extremely paranoid of time 3:23 A.M. I literally can't fall asleep between the times 3:20 and 3:45 because of it.
I'm also extremely paranoid of time 3:23 A.M. I literally can't fall asleep between the times 3:20 and 3:45 because of it.
Doclector said:
Be not embarrassed! I do that voluntarily, and if anyone looks at me funny, I just revel in the fact that I just gave that person something to talk about when he/she gets home!
OT: I recently flipped my toenail and it hurt like a *****. Now I literally "watch my step."
I get strangely paranoid that I've have forgotten my keys, even though I always put them in the back pocket of the pants I will be wearing the next day. I still end up checking my back pocket twenty odd times a day to make sure that my keys are still there and have not magically vanished into an alternative dimension or something.
I get paranoid that I'm breathing awkwardly loud when I listen to music via headphones. I usually listen with one in and the other out.
Also, my friend thinks that turtles have a world-wide conspiracy going. She believes they can all move incredibly fast and are just fooling the world waiting for their opportunity to strike as if connected by some kind of hive-mind. No I'm not kidding.
Also, my friend thinks that turtles have a world-wide conspiracy going. She believes they can all move incredibly fast and are just fooling the world waiting for their opportunity to strike as if connected by some kind of hive-mind. No I'm not kidding.
I get paranoid that I forgot to lock the door at work when I have to close. I've actually gotten home, gotten ready for bed, crawled between the covers, then gotten to thinking, and ended getting up, getting dressed, and driving ten minutes back to work just to make sure I locked the door.
I get paranoid when I hear people laughing around me without knowing what they're laughing about. For some reason, I'm POSITIVE they're laughing at me because I'm showing some crack. No clue why.
I also have a really hard time being the one to start a conversation with someone on instant messenger, because I'm really paranoid about coming off as weird, desperate, and lonely.
I get paranoid when I hear people laughing around me without knowing what they're laughing about. For some reason, I'm POSITIVE they're laughing at me because I'm showing some crack. No clue why.
I also have a really hard time being the one to start a conversation with someone on instant messenger, because I'm really paranoid about coming off as weird, desperate, and lonely.
When I think weird thougth-trains, I often stop myself with: ''Stop thinking, someone may listen in'''. I mostly do that to stop myself from thinking too weird, but still...
...someone needs a tinfoil hat.Auninteligentname said:
OT: Whenever I hear people laughing about something, I always end up thinking they're laughing at me.
Middle school fucked me up...
