Stuck in a Box

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MasterSqueak

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Day 61: I had a lightsaber dual with John Freeman(Who was Gordon Freemans brother!), I won! So I ate him.
 

IxionIndustries

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Day 62: I just saw a little green man pushing a large ball made entirely of Abe Lincolns. I'm scared.. I then ate the little man.
The voices talking from above are yelling at me now. I have told them that the green man was hurting me..
The voices are not pleased.
 

Dragonrabbit

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HAZEANDHALO said:
looks like someones Idea on my thread....
(miss those old days with him)
I believe that's why I specifically stated I stole the idea... in the first sentence.

Anywayz:

Day 64: The fire gave me heart burn. A librarian visited me today as well, I killed him and ate him and his books, except for one on how to make puns. I am now a comic genius.
 

ae86gamer

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Day 65:Trying to eat the books was a dumb idea. I know have papercuts in my mouth. I'm beginning to have hallucinations that involve me, a cow, and Kermit the frog.
 

terribleyetfun

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day 66: Kermit the frog was looking mighty tasty I decided to eat him but I like the cow I ride him around the box like a cowboy, I am now a cowboy.
 

IxionIndustries

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Day 67: Somehow I wound up regurgitating a Superman. I ate him. He tasted like sweat and Kryptonite.
Eating those comic books was a bad idea.
I had a thought that I need to stop eating everything I see.
I ate the thought bubble it was in.

I'm really thirsty, I clawed a hole in the box to get something to drink. I was greeted with a wave of babies. It would appear that my box is at an orphanage.
There are now babies all over my cardboard-Persian rug.
 

LilGherkin

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Day 68: Unfortunately my fecal matter has piled up in the box taking up about 1/4 of the enitire area. The box smells.
 

Azazcyh

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day 69: I made fecal matter into furniture. bed is comfortable I laugh at 69
 

axlr4

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day 70:a pickle apered before me he said follow the light.....im in a box so i ate the pickle.........my hand is bleeding wonder if it will stop my thirst?..ow!
 

IxionIndustries

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Day 71: I forgot to close the hole that I made. Ants are crawling in. The babies have destroyed my lovely furniture. I ate 5 of them as punishment.
The Abe Lincolns are still on fire. I tried to put them out with my own fecal matter, but that just made it even worse.
I may die here...
The ants are digging through my toenails. It hurts.
 

Azazcyh

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day 73 I have this felling that I'm actully in hell whare all the monotony and crazyness makes me go insane...

then again it could just be that im on fire
 

IxionIndustries

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Day 74: Gordon Freeman came to me in a dream. He said he was sorry about the lightsaber battle. He also threw a crowbar at me.
I tried to use the crowbar to open the box, but i'm too weak, as my remaining limbs are made out of dung.
The ants are in my brain now.. It feels like cheese.. I like cheese...
 

Azazcyh

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day 75 I think my prison is geting smaller I wanted to know whare the box is so I looked through the crack. I saw a horde of flying pickles. I still don't know.
 

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Day 76: The picture in the corner keeps looking at me funny? I wonder if it is offended by my hair. In frustration at the pictures irresponsive-ness to my interrogation techniques to find out what exactly it is about me that offended it so much I ripped it down and ate it. Then I ripped out all my hair out of guilt at the death of an innocent picture.
 

terribleyetfun

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77:I ate my hair and have realized I should not have gone bald but then I saw another picture this one I tried to make nice with to atone for my previous picture killing ways.
 

IxionIndustries

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Day 78: The picture that I have made my friend beat me at checkers. Wait.. Do I even have checkers here? The picture is swirling and saying demonic things. I think it's because he didn't eat yet. I offer him some hair pie.
 

ae86gamer

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Day 79:I decided to eat the hair pie instead. I am now coughing up hairballs. I am beginning to hear people talking. They sound angry...
 

Dragonrabbit

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Day 80: The people outside started to hit the box with bats. Vampire bats. They must be vampire hunters.