Day 101: From the egg hatches a Dratini! Suddenly Ash from Pokemon appears and goes like: "omglikeletspokebattlecmonletsdoit!" So i did. After winning Dratini suddenly evolves into a McDonald's Big Mac.
day 102: I ate half of the big mac saving the rest for later then I heard the laughter of children outside maybe I was in a playground I sat there wondering what children taste like.
Day 105: The roaring car engines turn out to be my stomach and my friend's Jackie Chan's stomach..."Wait, how did Jackie Chan get in he-" But before i got to finish my sentence he knocks me out...
day 106:I awoke from being knocked out with my shirt and Jackie Chan missing I searched for my shirt but it could not be found I eventually found it wrapped around a katana I picked the katana up and started to practice becoming a samurai.
day 107: The ceiling fell today, and crushed me. Now it is laughing at me, and throwing little balls of lint at my face. I am laying here, underneath it, wondering what i am to do. It is extremely claustrophobic.
Day 110: The hulk tasted like pepper, pure pepper, and made me begin to sneeze uncontrollably. Now my nose is running, and there's snot everywhere. On the bright side, i found a new food source.
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