Stuck in a Box

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IxionIndustries

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Day 90: The box tastes strangely like purple.
The vampire hunters outside have set fire to my box. This is MY box though, so they won't be able to come in and join my tea party.
The picture is telling me to "Be the ball". I don't want to be the ball.
The ants have crawled out of the hole in the box. They must not like fire. Fire hurts people..
 

Tmurda5632

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Noticing my box was on fire I swatted at the flames with my hands. Now the ants have returned and they seem like they like fire...they must be fire ants
 

terribleyetfun

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day 83: the fires threw off my sense of being able to count it has finally returned I have started to consider to train the ants in a circus.
 

Dragonrabbit

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Day 84: One of the ants is clearly more intelligent than the rest, his name is Willburt. I've made him task manager in charge of circus training. Soon I'll have a fire any circus, and all the world will know my name! (wait... what is my name?)
 

Tmurda5632

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Day 85
1: I cut a whole in the box
2: I put my Junk in the box
3: I make her open the box
4: It's my D*** in a box
 

Dragonrabbit

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Day 87: After struggling for some time to remove my penis from the box it breaks free. The force from my exit causes the box walls to fall over. I'm now in a slightly larger box... DAAAAAMMMIT!
 

ae86gamer

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Day 88: There is a group of squirrels that have taken residency in the hood of my jacket. I'm pondering if I should eat them or let them be...
 

One Seven One

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day 89: i tried to eat the squirrels, they did not like it.. they got away and now i have bite marks... everywhere
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Day 90: The squirrels came back during the night and crapped all over me, too...I must avenge myself.
 

Bootkiller

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Dec 27, 2008
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Day 91: I have achieved my revenge, without the use of a "nuts" joke. I ate most of the squirrels, and saved the rest to make a cute little skull necklace, as well as other squirrel accessories.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Day 92: My skull necklace broke. Spent the day crying for my lost morbid decoration.
 

Syndef

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Day 93: I noticed the puddle of tears from yesterday and began drinking it to sustain myself.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Day 94: Tears were very salty...still thirsty. And a midget kicked me in the shins at some point, the little bugger.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Day 96: the three of us have made a musical about a unicorn's search for the perfect shish-kebab.
 

Lost In The Void

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Day 97: The midget wife divorced her husband leaving me in an awkward situationas she has fallen in love with my intact leg
 

Dragonrabbit

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Damn ninja'd, still works though... kinda.

Day 98: When I woke up today the midgets were gone, alongside with all my stuff. They left me a dragon egg though.

Apologies to bob, in correcting my post I ninja'd yours, it's a vicious cycle.
 

Neonbob

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Day 98: I think the lady midget had sex with my intact leg last night...and the other one feels sticky. We're going to need to have a team meeting here.