Stuck in a Box

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the Tadman

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Day 122: After waking up i hear some guy shouting "Don't worry we're getting you out!" Could this be...
 

IxionIndustries

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Day 124: I've become so thin that my remaining leg snapped off when a breeze blew in. A topless Cheeto in a dickey came by. He handed me a monocle for being "The most sane-crazy gent alive".
I put the monocle on, and I saw an entrance on the left side of the box. Black tentacles and candy canes are coming out of it. Also, all of the oxygen around me has turned into lepers. I can still breathe, but it tastes like sweat and shame.
One of the lepers lost a leg. I used it for a replacement for 5 minutes to get towards the portal, but then I got hungry and ate it.
I must wait for another leper to die..
 

Azazcyh

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day 125 the lepers wouldn't shut up so I pushed them all into the portal then it disapered...damn it.

the voices are back but there all speking spanish and I have no idea what there saying.
 

IxionIndustries

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Day 126 1/2: Luckily, I grabbed one of the candy canes before the portal closed, and I smashed it on the top of the box, trying to get them to shut up.
Unfortunately, a large fish jumped out of the floor and grabbed the candy cane from my hand...
The folk singers got off the box, but lifted the lid, and stuck an accordion in. Wait, there's a lid?
"Let me out!!" I screamed, but they didn't hear me.
The accordion just turned into a swarm of snakes..
 

Shapsters

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Day 129. It appears I have been losing track of my days, I must keep up with my calendar!
 

ae86gamer

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Day 130:I seem to have eaten my calendar. I've been having vivid images of Tyrant from Resident Evil. He wants to give me a high five....
 

axlr4

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day 131;day is so hot...tyrant brought me a licker i always want oneto bad hes 2 x bigger than me ...i wonder what he eats....o yea!....o crap!
 

Azazcyh

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day 132 I ate the licker, tasted like chicen me and tyrant played cards he cheated, I shot him... wait I have a gun?
 

Dragonrabbit

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Day 133: The gun's pretty fun it's keeping me entertained. On a sidenote I ate Tyrant's body, after looking through his stuff I found a turkey named Charles. Me and Charles are best friends now.
 

IxionIndustries

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Day 134: I accidentaly shot my remaining arm off with the gun. I don't know how I managed to do it, but whatever.
The accordion-snakes have bored through my toenail. They'll have to fight with the Lamisil imp who lives under there.
Charles cooked me dinner last night. He is everything I ever wanted in a turkey.
The midget came back, flat as a pancake. He cursed me for stealing his lucky charms, and then he left.
Speaking of pancakes, I wonder if Flapjack is on t.v. right now..
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ADVENTUUURE!!
 

LilGherkin

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Day 135: I came out of my latest 1 day coma. I replayed The Sixth Sense in my head. I think this box might be a figment of my imagination leading to an unexpected twist. I tap the box. Nope, it's real alright.
 

ae86gamer

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Day 136:I fear I'm going insane. I killed Charles and ate him for dinner. I miss Charles. The Hulk came into my life again. This time he is wearing pink shorts.
 

IxionIndustries

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Day 122: After waking up i hear some guy shouting "Don't worry we're getting you out!" Could this be-

Wait.. That's the same entry as a few days ago!
I think I have already gone-going insane. But the people who think their insane really are not sane. But the people who are sane are always the insane ones...
I need to lie down.
A small UFO flies over my head, and beams up lice from my scalp to take to planet Zygrion.
"Gaahr!" Sarl shouted from his UFO, "You'd best get those licies off of mount crazycakes!"
"But sir!" The space cadet shouted, "We have to look out for the Oo-moos!"
"We have the Gnarshlax to take them down.."
I laughed..
 

Azazcyh

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day 123: The aliens in the ship were having a conversaion going along with privious notions I ate it

hurt like hell
 

LilGherkin

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Day 139: I evidently traveled back in time several days, I exited to time loop in the box and came back to the original time. I'm still hungry.
 

Dragonrabbit

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Day 140: The timewarp messed with the box's walls. They're bleeding now and they moan and cry. I'm a'scared.