Stuck in a Box
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Day 144: I barfed up Mario. The Super Mario kind, not the 3-D one.
He bounced on my head because he thought I was a Goomba.
I also barfed up Bowser, Luigi, and Samus Aran (I had some fun with her, tee-hee.)
I have begun taking tally marks of the number of days I am trapped in here.
I ate Bowser. He tasted like watermelons.
Then I poo'ed in a corner. They were pixels.
He bounced on my head because he thought I was a Goomba.
I also barfed up Bowser, Luigi, and Samus Aran (I had some fun with her, tee-hee.)
I have begun taking tally marks of the number of days I am trapped in here.
I ate Bowser. He tasted like watermelons.
Then I poo'ed in a corner. They were pixels.
Day 146:
I ate the pixels.
It highly disgusts me that I must stoop to such low neandritholisms as eating my personal anal defacation, but it is for the good of my digestive tract that I obtain at most some form of sustenance.
The room just flashed spicy, and everything tasted blurple.
Now I seem to appeared in a snowglobe. The fake powder looks tasty. I lick some off the ground. It turns out that the snow is actually cocaine.
All of my limbs have suddenly regrown, and I crave elf blood. Which is funny, since there is a cottage nearby with a sign that says "Santa's house" on it.
But I am afraid to move, since there is a large statue of a snowman that is looking at me tastily. I think he is made of coke as well.
I ate the pixels.
It highly disgusts me that I must stoop to such low neandritholisms as eating my personal anal defacation, but it is for the good of my digestive tract that I obtain at most some form of sustenance.
The room just flashed spicy, and everything tasted blurple.
Now I seem to appeared in a snowglobe. The fake powder looks tasty. I lick some off the ground. It turns out that the snow is actually cocaine.
All of my limbs have suddenly regrown, and I crave elf blood. Which is funny, since there is a cottage nearby with a sign that says "Santa's house" on it.
But I am afraid to move, since there is a large statue of a snowman that is looking at me tastily. I think he is made of coke as well.
day 147 the snow globe is still freking me out but it's better then a box
as I thought that neo apered and said "this is MY prison" and evreything went black
I was falling through the taco wall of pure awsomeness I was falling for afew more minutes
and it went black again I'm back in the box...DAMN IT!!!
as I thought that neo apered and said "this is MY prison" and evreything went black
I was falling through the taco wall of pure awsomeness I was falling for afew more minutes
and it went black again I'm back in the box...DAMN IT!!!
Day 149
WOAH! that as a deep thought but then i thought why would my mom be cardboard? I then tried Punching the box to see if it would shift positions but it didnt PROVING that it is not my mommy...I miss her
WOAH! that as a deep thought but then i thought why would my mom be cardboard? I then tried Punching the box to see if it would shift positions but it didnt PROVING that it is not my mommy...I miss her
Day 150
For a minute there i thought i heard my mom calling for me... followed by gunshots. I also hear some machine. Where is my box?!
For a minute there i thought i heard my mom calling for me... followed by gunshots. I also hear some machine. Where is my box?!
Day 151: Wow.. Those pixels really packed a punch!
I'm feeling very constipated today.. I need some pepto bismol..
Nausia, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset stomach... DIAHHREA!
Ho ho! Pepto Bismol!
I miss the snowglobe.. I wanted to eat those elves..
I have just thought of a way to end all this, which is odd, as I have not been able to think straight since I woke up here.
I imagined an invisible pistol in my hand, and I pointed it at my brainstem. I pulled my ring finger and-......
Day 161: I awoke several hours later, in a daze..
It turns out that I am in a white, brightly lit place, and my forehead is bleeding. I also appear to be missing my kidneys, oh dear.
I have sharp meat hooks stuck in my intestines, and it hurts severely..
A t.v. appeared from the wall, and a sock puppet came on.
He said, "Hi! I'm Jack Thompson from Jack Thompson incorporated, and you have 5 minutes to escape!"
I suddenly shit my pants..
I'm feeling very constipated today.. I need some pepto bismol..
Nausia, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset stomach... DIAHHREA!
Ho ho! Pepto Bismol!
I miss the snowglobe.. I wanted to eat those elves..
I have just thought of a way to end all this, which is odd, as I have not been able to think straight since I woke up here.
I imagined an invisible pistol in my hand, and I pointed it at my brainstem. I pulled my ring finger and-......
Day 161: I awoke several hours later, in a daze..
It turns out that I am in a white, brightly lit place, and my forehead is bleeding. I also appear to be missing my kidneys, oh dear.
I have sharp meat hooks stuck in my intestines, and it hurts severely..
A t.v. appeared from the wall, and a sock puppet came on.
He said, "Hi! I'm Jack Thompson from Jack Thompson incorporated, and you have 5 minutes to escape!"
I suddenly shit my pants..
Day 152: I awoke from the dream within a dream that sent me several days forward. I'm still in the box and everything appears stranger. But for some reason there was a sock puppet sitting next to me staring at my eyes.
day 153 it told me it loved me and I relized I love it too.
I married the sock puppet but like alwase I ended up eatting it, which brings up an intesting question, WHY DO I KEEP EATING EVERYTHING!!! then I sobed and said "why must I eat the ones I love!"
I married the sock puppet but like alwase I ended up eatting it, which brings up an intesting question, WHY DO I KEEP EATING EVERYTHING!!! then I sobed and said "why must I eat the ones I love!"
Day 155: I formed my rectal discharge into a crude imitation of the puppet. He is now my therapist.
I axed him why I keep eating everything in sight, but it turns out I actually axed him.. With an axe..
I have decided to become a ninja. I got the motives, the skills, and the flying pickles. I would be hardcore. I'd be so bad, that I wouldn't even need to use camoflauge, I'd just go out in an orange jumpsuit and spiky yellow hai- waaaiit a minute..
Also, my box shook today, I heard Macho Man Randy Savage outside, and the sounds of brains.
Maybe Randy Savage is a zombie? Yeah.. that's gotta be it..
I axed him why I keep eating everything in sight, but it turns out I actually axed him.. With an axe..
I have decided to become a ninja. I got the motives, the skills, and the flying pickles. I would be hardcore. I'd be so bad, that I wouldn't even need to use camoflauge, I'd just go out in an orange jumpsuit and spiky yellow hai- waaaiit a minute..
Also, my box shook today, I heard Macho Man Randy Savage outside, and the sounds of brains.
Maybe Randy Savage is a zombie? Yeah.. that's gotta be it..
Day 156 1/2: The zombie turned at me and then yelled "OOH YEAH! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"
Then he tossed me against the top of the box. It hurt.
I then vomited up Bon Jovi for some reason and told him to protect me. The Zombie Randy Savage just picked up a blade of grass and cut him in half. I distracted him by imagining that Mr. T broke through the roof. It was actually Chuck Norris.
While the Zombie was distracted, I crawled through the hole.
It would appear now that I have a shotgun, and I am in the middle of a freeway. There are zombie Hulk Hogans everywhere. Also, there's this cancer patient with a really long tongue to the side. I shot him with the shotgun.
Then he tossed me against the top of the box. It hurt.
I then vomited up Bon Jovi for some reason and told him to protect me. The Zombie Randy Savage just picked up a blade of grass and cut him in half. I distracted him by imagining that Mr. T broke through the roof. It was actually Chuck Norris.
While the Zombie was distracted, I crawled through the hole.
It would appear now that I have a shotgun, and I am in the middle of a freeway. There are zombie Hulk Hogans everywhere. Also, there's this cancer patient with a really long tongue to the side. I shot him with the shotgun.
