Stupid names that parents give their children...

[neoontime]

Noe, I mean come on seriously.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

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Good job Necromancer...

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Have you heard of MaxTheReaper before? he was the first person on this site to reach 10,000 posts... and than he got banned...

OT: This one kid in my English class was named Jackamoe... I'm not sure how they came up with that...

a thread worth reviving amiright

 

[Uncreative]

La-sha.

Guess how it's pronounced. La Sha? LaHyphenSha? Nope.

Ladasha.

A friend of mine knew a young girl who was named La-sha. Her mother got really pissed every time someone called her Lasha. Her response was usually "The dash is silent."

La-a
Pronounced Ladasha
I have actually heard this one before.

la-a (pronounced ladasha)
lyn-z (lindsay)

There's a chick at my school named La-a.

No it's not pronounced Laaa.

It's Ladasha.

Yeah, I know.

Uh, guys... I hate to tell you this, but I'm fairly certain none of those "La-a" exist.
Snopes:http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

OT: I'm not really sure what I would name a kid...Probably depends a fair bit on the other responsible party's opinion on the matter.

I do think every child should at least have an interesting middle name.
Be it their Great-Grandparent's name, or a character from a cartoon (I will hug the first person to name their child Lion-O), they deserve something with a story attached.

 

[Thurmer]

My mum used to be a primary school teacher and one of her students fathers changed his firstname to 'President' so when people say his full name it'd be President Smith. I'm guessing he was a giant douche.

 

[Thurmer]

Oh and a coworker just had a baby and called him Arke with an accent on the e. His full name is Arke Oberon VanderJagt..... sounds fairly badass actually, like something from an anime.

 

[joshuaayt]

In my life, I have met almost all of the seven deadly sins. Gluttony was a cute, notably thin girl about my age, who I met at a private school, Greed and Sloth were brothers in a religious family in my street, Envy had a friend named Raph(ael) (Come on, it so counts) and my sister has a close friend named Prida.
I'm still hanging out for a "Lustre" or something, to complete the set.
EDIT: Oh, sorry- Envy is a girl at my sisters university

 

[FamoFunk]

MY Daughter is name after someone in a game...

What is it? Is it awesome or fail?

Aeris. I think it's win, obviously.

 

[Corporal Bill]

Savannah.

You essentially calling your kid desert "Desert Robertson"

Also Richard if you know a abbreviation for it

Me personally i'm gonna call my kid Richard for that reason

 

[Jimmybobjr]

Hope
Gem
Love
...

Those sort of names.

But this is personal.... > . <

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Tequila
Shithead (pronounced She-Thayed)
Rape (Yes, I am fucking serious. I had to register a family who had a child named 'Rape').

I thought the second name was an urban legend.
Then I found it. http://www.ussearch.com/consumer/preview/peoplesearch.do?
"Screwball Shithead" age: 65

did you notice the person Ima shithead?

Yeah. He apparently lives in Boyden, IA and is 99 years old. I am of opinion that he changed his name just to fuck with his family when he dies. I can even see the future tombstone now.

There is a lady named Egypt C. Dumbfuck in Novato, CA. But she might not exist since no address to her matches up.

The same applies to a few of those shitheads.

eh. it was funny for awhile.

 

[Socken]

Tequila
Shithead (pronounced She-Thayed)
Rape (Yes, I am fucking serious. I had to register a family who had a child named 'Rape').

I thought the second name was an urban legend.
Then I found it. http://www.ussearch.com/consumer/preview/peoplesearch.do?
"Screwball Shithead" age: 65

did you notice the person Ima shithead?

One is aged 66, the other 99.

I call bullshit.

OT: Well there's a doctor right around the corner where I live, Dr. Harald Pötter.

 

[Eisenfaust]

L-A (pronounced ladasha)

and D.B. Jones... just the letters, nothing else... not THAT bad except on government forms he has to follow each with the word "only", so for all intensive purposes, his name is Donly Bonly Jones... it's just depressing

 

[Doinstuffman38]

Moon Unit Zappa

Frank Zappa's child... Seriously

What about his other kid, Dweezil?

Also, James. For a girl.

 

[Ascarus]

i met a woman who named her daughter Female (she pronounced it fee-mall-E). she said she initially couldn't think of a name and when she first saw her in the crib at the hospital with the word "female" at the base of the crib, and thought it would be "neat" to name her that.

i wanted to smack her.

 

[JoeThree]

Omuniq, although I've seen it spelled other ways, the phonetics are "I'm-unique". I just want to punch the parents in the mouth.

 

[2xDouble]

Tequila
Shithead (pronounced She-Thayed)
Rape (Yes, I am fucking serious. I had to register a family who had a child named 'Rape').

Working in a school, I've actually come across someone with that name (phonetically) shuh-theed.
Funnily enough, he had a sister, her name spelled Asswipe (ah-swee-pay).

 

[imnot]

London.

/thread

 

[just ban me]

I knew a girl who came from somewhere in Asia where her name was O, yes the letter O.She had to put on her driver's ID OO cause they refused to let her just have on O on it