Stupid names that parents give their children...
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Lewis Black had a bit where he claims real social workers approached him with horrible names kids were given, including Ah-show-lah, which is spelled A-S-S-H-O-L-E. Even worse, in a manner of speaking, was 'Ab-sih-day'...spelled A-B-C-D-E. If these are true, some parents just don't care from the get-go.
Also, LONG ago I read an article about Brazilians taking names to an art form...kind of. One example was a man who's middle name was basically his entire Birthday. By entire I mean, like, David Wednesday-the-twenty-eighth-of-October-nineteen-hundred-and-eighty-one Clark.
Also, I read somewhere that in Brazil you can't give animals human names because it may be degrading to humans with those names. I cannot confirm this.
Also, LONG ago I read an article about Brazilians taking names to an art form...kind of. One example was a man who's middle name was basically his entire Birthday. By entire I mean, like, David Wednesday-the-twenty-eighth-of-October-nineteen-hundred-and-eighty-one Clark.
Also, I read somewhere that in Brazil you can't give animals human names because it may be degrading to humans with those names. I cannot confirm this.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15765_20-most-bizarre-celebrity-baby-names.html
pretty much that..celebrities are retarded, using their children for a little bit more publicity..
#19 on the link , Jason Lee , named his boy Pilot Inspektor. seriosuly what the f..meh
pretty much that..celebrities are retarded, using their children for a little bit more publicity..
#19 on the link , Jason Lee , named his boy Pilot Inspektor. seriosuly what the f..meh
There was a reference to her in the second Austin Powers movie, anyone catch it? Dr. Evil's two Moon units, "Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa".ravens_nest said:
Frank's other kids are called Dweezil, (oldest son,) Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, (youngest son,) and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen, (youngest daughter.)
Haha that is quite the coincidence!j0frenzy said:
And for me, probably something like Sonny, Winter, Spring or anything weather related.
I know some, but they are Dutch names, so I'll try and translate them a bit.
One girl's last name is 'ter Ham', first name 'Bo'. Bo-ter-Ham is Dutch for sandwich...
Another are two sisters, their last name is 'Stralen', their first names are 'Zonne' and 'Sterre'. Their parents basically called them Sun-beams and Star-beams. :/
One girl's last name is 'ter Ham', first name 'Bo'. Bo-ter-Ham is Dutch for sandwich...
Another are two sisters, their last name is 'Stralen', their first names are 'Zonne' and 'Sterre'. Their parents basically called them Sun-beams and Star-beams. :/
A Swedish couple have just successfully appealed a court ruling that prevented them from legally naming their son "Q"
Aparently I was nearly called moonbeam or some such hippy stuff.. thankfuly my folks decided against it.
I knew a kid when i was at school called Tossin. He was a big tuff black dude build like a brick out house tho so no one took the mic too much.
i also knew a michael hunt. used to work in the same pub as me.. ill never forget the day the barmaid yelled has any one seen mike hunt?
Oh and i used to work with a lass called chastity..you know it strikes me that if you give people a silly name they will work hard to rail against what that name stands for.
I knew a kid when i was at school called Tossin. He was a big tuff black dude build like a brick out house tho so no one took the mic too much.
i also knew a michael hunt. used to work in the same pub as me.. ill never forget the day the barmaid yelled has any one seen mike hunt?
Oh and i used to work with a lass called chastity..you know it strikes me that if you give people a silly name they will work hard to rail against what that name stands for.
