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Reep

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Theres an Aussie footballer called Karmichael Hunt, they probably called him Mike Hunt and realised that was a really really bad idea.

On the other hand, Boris, i reckon that is an awesome name.
 

sheogoraththemad

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SomeUnregPunk said:
Wildrow12 said:
Tequila
Shithead (pronounced She-Thayed)
Rape (Yes, I am fucking serious. I had to register a family who had a child named 'Rape').
I thought the second name was an urban legend.
Then I found it. http://www.ussearch.com/consumer/preview/peoplesearch.do?
"Screwball Shithead" age: 65
did you notice the person Ima shithead?
 

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sheogoraththemad said:
Nice necroing.

Oh, I suppose OT: Apple. I mean, seriously? What if the company wants to sue them? That would be an interesting legal battle...
 

Marowit

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There was a kid my girlfriend went to high school with, who was named shithead - I shit you not, and he pronounced it shy-theed...We really need to work on our public education system in the US...
 

Count Igor

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MaxTheReaper said:
"Max."

*****, seriously?
Did you just name me after a movie?
I will cut you.
I know you were banned, but if you ever read this. THANK YOU.
I laughed out loud for the first time in months.

Sorry, I didn't get through the other 9 pages.

OT: One kid was called Sharon.
He was a boy.
And he wore eye make up

The wierdest thing was? He was straight. I know! o_O
 

Wintermoot

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Hope,Faith,Essence,Destiny they,re names people give kids when they are lost/kidnapped imagine you,re 80+ years old in retirement home and people still call you faith or Junior not as in same name as you but just Junior!
 

Mischiviktus

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Naming your offspring off of the now current "hot commodity" in entertainment.

We've probably exceeded our recent limit on Bella, Edward and Jacob in the past few years...
 

crimsonshrouds

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its not stupid to me but a girl in my graduating class is named Ruby and her last name is broach.

The stupidest thing i hear is that a lot of people are naming their kids after the characters in twilight. I can imagine what the kids will say when they grow up. "You named me after a vampire who fucking sparkles?" or "You named me after a whiny ***** who kept trying to take her own life"
 

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sheogoraththemad said:
SomeUnregPunk said:
Wildrow12 said:
Tequila
Shithead (pronounced She-Thayed)
Rape (Yes, I am fucking serious. I had to register a family who had a child named 'Rape').
I thought the second name was an urban legend.
Then I found it. http://www.ussearch.com/consumer/preview/peoplesearch.do?
"Screwball Shithead" age: 65
did you notice the person Ima shithead?
That bump had the power to destroy a star

I was reading it and saw the first post and I was like "MaxTheReaper?! NO WAI!" then I checked the date.
 

Sacman

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sheogoraththemad said:
Good job Necromancer...
Count Igor said:
Have you heard of MaxTheReaper before? he was the first person on this site to reach 10,000 posts... and than he got banned...

OT: This one kid in my English class was named Jackamoe... I'm not sure how they came up with that...
 

madeleinehatter

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I went to school with a guy named Mike Hunt...just say it out loud a few times if you don't get it. At least he had a sense of humor.
 

Brandon237

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Here in South Africa names can get pretty weird... A common Surname is "sithole", fine as is, but when read very fast off a school register...
I also know a girl whose name I cannot for the life of me remember... it's around 19 letters long okay, but her nickname is bad enough, "Ife" (pronounced "iffi).
 

Megacherv

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Full name: Gypsy Kara

You know poeple are gonna affix the word 'van' to the end of that
 

Shawshanker

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Haseo21 said:
Keith (dont ask why)
Family Guy?

On topic, whenever people name their childen after seasons. Bunch of hippies. My cousin was baptised the same day as a girl named Winter. Well it was Christmas Eve...