Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Buh...

I cannot help you?

[sup]I'm creeped out.
People are still reading my FF X review.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

House: It's never lupus.

Now, shall we take a look at the patient?

 

[Lambi]

As I asked, how can you cure yourself?

[sup]Great. Now Ren has a House personality. Why didn't I think of that?[/sup]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

The doctor is in, are we examining Ren Dr House?
[sub]I think Doctor Sean has only ever come out once.
Ever, but he has been there ready for a long while.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

It's House.

He can cure anything?

[sup]You can take the Janitor, Lambi.
He pretends to be a doctor.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

[sub]No, the real Dr. House came here. I got rid of all my personalities during the great purge of '98.[/sub]

19 year old male, admitted to the ER with a case of lovesickness.
Well, that was easy, I'm glad they pay us to do this job.
*walks away while talking to the team* You can take care of this on your own, right?

*monitor starts beeping faster*
GET A CRASH CART IN HERE!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Hang on Sas, I'm the janitor.
Why are you bringing up all my personalities right now?
[sub]If you bring up Demon-Sean I'm leaving for an hour[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

One commercial break later...

Well, can your personalities diagnose this guy?

Differential diagnosis for lovesickness and ventricular fibrillation?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Looks like we need to get him some anti-depressants, stat!
That should hold him in the short term, but if he isn't reunited with his...
*Takes a long look at ren*
Husband quickly, then he could become suicidal.
So where are the antidepressants dammit?

 

[Ren3004]

*gives Sean an angry look*

Antidepressants are keeping him alive for now... but if we can't get Vaude in here, he'll die in 24 hours.

In the meantime, search his apartment for personal objects. Clothes, toothbrush...
Yes, Cameron?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Dammit man, stop talking to your Australian butt monkey and dominatrix and get him into a room, if he manages to get lovesick enough, then he'll overcome the antidepressants, and he will try to kill himself, we need some restraints.
OK?

 

[Ren3004]

Chase, put a temporary pacemaker... that should slow down his heart enough to cool him down.

He's already handcuffed to the bed, Sean...

We need an MRI. Foreman?

 

[Sassafrass]

What did you just call me?!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Who called you what Sas?

 

[Ren3004]

Shut up, I wasn't talking to you.

WHERE'S VAUDE!? *hits table with his cane*

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey! How do you expect me to know this, Sandra?

[sup]Dear God.
Cox and House in the same room. EGO FIGHT![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

*stares in Cox's eyes*

Can you feel the pressure?

 

[Sassafrass]

Pressure?

What is this 'pressure' thing you speak of, Barbara?

 

[Ren3004]

*hits Cox's leg* This is pressure.

Feel it now?

*sobs*

Dammit, he's getting worse!

 

[Sassafrass]

Ow. I do now.

Girl problems?