Well, first I get worried because you don't return my messages, then you're not here when I sign in! And you weren't even here to see my 8000th post! So, I got drunk, and started crying, but nooooo, you still wouldn't show up! And then I got sick, and nearly died, but Dr. house showed up, but then he started bickering with Dr. Cox... *stops to take a breath*... and the I had to call Dr. McNinja, then a BOMB went of in MY room and I had to come out of the flaming debris by myself, and I'm not OK because I love you and I miss you.. SO... MUCH! *leap-hugs and sobs*
Got all that?