Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SeanTheSheep]

And that high pitched noise you just heard was the whole world's supply of gay slashfic writers squealing with joy.
Anyway, doctors, let's be professional, jeez, it's like you're from television or something.
The man needs help here.
Are we going to give him that help?

 

[Ren3004]

*sigh* Cox, the patient was admitted to the ER with lovesickness and went into v-fib. We need to get Vaude in here if we want to save him.


Would it have hurt to read the file?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm gonna take a moment to decide whether I should say "Doi!", "Buh" or a very sarcastic "A file? Waat's a file"

Gimme a moment?

 

[Ren3004]

*gives a moment*

So?

Ren: These two are driving me crazy.
Cuddy: Dr. House is our best-
Ren: I don't care... I'm calling my doctor. *dials a number*

 

[Sassafrass]

I have decided on "Doi!"

And what do you think you're doing, Patient?

 

[Ren3004]

Calling a doctor who won't waste his time bickering over who gets more viewers.
*front door bursts open*

I trust you have you met Dr. McNinja?

House:

 

[Sassafrass]

No, but anyone who makes an entrance like that deserves a hand shake.

*Waits?*

 

[Ren3004]

*shakes Cox's hand*

So, we've got a victim of the Paul Bunyan disease lovesickness here, huh?

 

[Sassafrass]

Huh...
Yeah and this guy is circling the drain.

May I suggest a box full of kittens to perk him up a bit?

 

[Ren3004]

Hmm... that might be a good id- *BEEP*

What now?*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Spoiler

*BOOM*

 

[SeanTheSheep]

well kittens didn't work...
Laughter is the best medicine, ergo, we must find him something funny...
To the internet!
What would be funny?

 

[Sassafrass]

Your beeper certainly has an odd messaging noise.

Might wanna get that looked at, huh?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Yeah, also, having it pop up with that picture sort of stupid.

So, what is funny?

 

[Ren3004]

*rises from the flaming debris*

I'm... [HEADING=2]BACK![/HEADING]

Missed me, guys?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Later. Sean, to the INTERWEBZ MOBILE!

Good enough?

 

[Sassafrass]

Made me laugh!

Did it make the patient laugh though?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[HEADING=2] I AM ALSO BACK![/HEADING]
*Fanfare*

What i miss?

 

[Ren3004]

Quite a lot.

Anyone care to explain?

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure thing, Cassandra.
Ren got drunk, ended up in hospital, missed Vee, contracted Lupus we think, got lovesick, Dr's Cox and House had a small ego fight and then Dr. McNinja turned up.

Good?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Sure thing tootsie
I think I found the answer:
Good?