Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Nah, I'm not that fussed.

Why is Steve pointing that thing at me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm. I'm not sure. He just said "I'm about to create some art".

What d'you think he means?

 

[Sassafrass]

I not sure...

Shall I hang around to find out?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, but i suggest moving a step to the ri-OH GOD!

You okay, Sas?

 

[Ren3004]

He looks a bit... holey... Doesn't he?

 

[Sassafrass]

Umm...*drinks water, pours out of him*
Yes.

Is that normal?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No. I don't think so. We could use you in some kind of Circus act now.

Should i get the bandaids...and a spatula to pry Sas from the wall?

 

[Sassafrass]

That'd be grand, thanks.

Wait. Surely you'll need a crowbar?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

No, i'll use my head.

Hey, Vaude, how come your friends list is still full and I can't add you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because simply, my brother is an asshole and he won't delete any of his friends. I'll be fixing that soon.

How should I get him to stop being an asshole?

 

[Sassafrass]

Punch him. Hard.
With a brick.

OTT, maybe?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, that should do it. Thanks! (...Maybe a flaming brick)

So, how are you feeling?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, after that mis-aimed brick hit me, not good.

How could you have missed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I borrowed Steve's catapult. It seems to be permanently aimed at you.

Aw, do you think he likes you?

 

[Sassafrass]

He has a strange way of showing that he does...

Is this worth anything?
*holds up brick*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm. It's a perfectly fine 'concussion brick', it'll be worth a tuppence now but over £600 in a week or so.

You wanna keep it?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah. I could use that money.

Or do you think Steve will like it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm. I think he would. But he might not. He'll either murder you or accept you as a new friend.

Are you going to give it to him?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Throws brick at Steve*

Does that answer your question?

 

[Ren3004]

In a weird way, yes.


How many injuries have we had here?