Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Never!!!

WHO AM I?
*tackles window*

 

[Ren3004]

You complete me!


Do you know how I got these scars?

 

[Sassafrass]

Didn't you get them when I tackled you outta the window?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You idiot, that's crash glass!

Did ya' hurt your head when you ran into it?!

 

[Ren3004]

Only a bit, Harley...


Did you give her the detonator or not?

 

[Sassafrass]

NO!
...

What?

 

[Ren3004]

Liar!


Will you kill him, dear?

 

[Sassafrass]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

 

[Ren3004]

NOOOOOOO!


Sorry, what were we talking about?

 

[Sassafrass]

My cunning distraction.
I've hidden any evidence of the detonator.

Hey, what's that in your pocket?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh, It's my bazooka, That's where i went and when i came back everyone was screamin'!

Wait, hasn't Sas died more than 3 times in the past couple'a days and he's still kickin?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah. Persistent little bugger isn't he?


How come you haven't called me puddin' yet?

 

[Sassafrass]

You look nothing like puddin'.

How about...chocolate?

 

[Ren3004]

Hmmm... What about....


... chocolate puddin'?

 

[Sassafrass]

Whatever floats your boat.

Will C4 float your boat?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I tried that once.


Wanna know how it went?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

C4 will always float my boat!~ Um, sink it...?

So where's the C4?

 

[SteakHeart]

Right next to the C5.

Does C4 go well with ketchup?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. A bit messy, though.


Wanna try it?

 

[Sassafrass]

*BOOM!!!*
Yeah, I may be dead again...

How will I come back this time?