Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I can't even begin to count. It's all too amusing.

You got any idea?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmm, let's see.
Excluding the deaths, 9,453. Most of them me.

How many injuries have you sustained?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I think it's been OVER 9000!!!!!!


Sorry, too soon?

 

[Sassafrass]

Wayyyyy too soon.

So, you're a human target, huh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Pretty Much. I've died once or twice though. I was not amused by that.

Do you just attract injury?

 

[Ren3004]

Apparently.


Is it because I'm pretty?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nah.
I'm just unlucky.

So, can I tackle you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not right now, I'm not feeling it. Waffles is still free though.

What's the sudden fixation on tackling?

 

[Ren3004]

No, sorry. Also, I think I ninja'd you.


How do you feel about that, huh?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Tackles*
I have no idea.

Have I been ninja'd again?

 

[Ren3004]

No, but I did. By my own wife...



WHY?????!!!!!

 

[Sassafrass]

She wants a divorce.

Or does she?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

What? *hits Sas in the face with a shovel* Bad Sas.

Did you believe him?

 

[Ren3004]

AAAARGH. NINJA'D AGAIN!!!! KIIIIILLL MAIM MURDER *takes meds* Oh, of course not, honey.


Hey, what's Violet doing?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not sure. I think she's wiring something to one of her dollhouses.

...Is that a detonator?

 

[Ren3004]

Good lord, it is!


Isn't she cute?

 

[Sassafrass]

No.

Why don't you believe me?

 

[Ren3004]

Because I have CCTV footage of you giving her the detonator.


So, you thought you could escape CCTV?
[sub]Think you're smarter than us? You know who else tried to escape CCTV? Huh? A bad person, that's who! We've got ways to make you talk.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well said. He apparently thought he could.

Is he going to confess then? About why he gave the detonator?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't know. We'd better go in there together. As Joker and Harley!


So, Sas... why so serious?