Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

With a bit of... MAGIC! *saws Sas in half*


Did it work?

 

[Sassafrass]

...

What do you think?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ta-da! And now, Sas is back to normal!

...Why don't you stand up?

 

[Sassafrass]

I would, but seeing as I now have legs grafted to my elbow, it'd be hard to.

Where did you get surgical training again?

 

[SteakHeart]

Butcher school.

Or was that where I learned how to cook a human?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, that was it. Vee learned everything from Back-Alley Medical School. Training Qualified Medical Professionals since 1997, when Prof. Cutty lost his license.


Didn't you see her diploma?

 

[Sassafrass]

No I didn't.

Will you show it to me, Vee?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah! See! *gestures to it proudly* Good ol' Prof. Cutty, he said i graduated with honors.

Are you saying that I didn't do a good job?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, it's not bad... but he can't walk.


That won't be a problem though, will it, puddin'?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, I'll just drag myself around everywhere.

Or shall I get some bionic legs?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nuh-uh! Just gimme a minute! *grabs hacksaw and needle and thread*

There! All fixed. You can move em' now right?

 

[SteakHeart]

I'll kick him just to make sure.

Or should I flip a coin?

 

[Ren3004]

That depends... maybe you should throw a coin to decide of you should throw a coin.

Wait... if we're all here... who's watching Violet?

 

[Sassafrass]

Uhh...I thought Steve was.

Oh, is he still in hospital?

 

[SteakHeart]

@sasquatch99: I dunno.
@Ren3004: Violet is right here. See?

OH SHIT WHERE DID SHE GO?

 

[Ren3004]

Wait, she left a letter. "Dear mum and dad, I went to college. Bye, I love you all"


How can she have gone to college if she's only 8 pages old?

 

[Sassafrass]

Kids grow up fast.

Where is The Scarecrow?

 

[SteakHeart]

Right here! *cackle*

Shall I use my Fear Gas now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Wait, You're lambi?

 

[Ren3004]

How can this be?