Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Guitar Gamer]

well considering that I will probably survive even if it's a critical hit I'll go first

pro's of being a heavy weapons guy don't you know

which side of the head my good man?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The left. The right is your better side, sir.

Well. What happened?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

[HEADING=1]BANG[/HEADING]
*cough*'s

I have a slight head ache

may I impose as to ask you of an Advil?

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure.
He didn't die. Good show!

Who goes next?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm. I shall, unless Lord Sas has any objection?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Alas I shall never know!

I must retire for the time being but I'm sured we shall meet again

wont you tell the outcome later?

 

[Sassafrass]

I shall indeed, sir.

And why would I object, Vaude?
[sup]Ladies first and all that jazz.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Chivalry and all that. Oh, right, that is dead isn't it? Hah.
*raises gun to head*

...?

 

[Sassafrass]

Now you pull the trigger...

???

 

[Guitar Gamer]

it will take a second what with the mini gun and all

what did I miss?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yep. I'm gonna get the mop. Ugh. Great game Sas.

Huh, what's that over there?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really. Alright, Brain surgery time.

That's not hard, right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Spork? Spork drawer would make sense? Oh wait, Doesn't logic fail here?

Would chopsticks work?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, if you can use them.

Should you be doing brain surgery on yourself? You must be pretty flexible if you can do that...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hey, you know how flexible I am. Himalayan mountains remember? Besides It's nothing serious.

Ow. Maybe i should've used my mallet on myself beforehand?

 

[Ren3004]

But how would you stay conscious enough to operate?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Good point. Unless I finished the surgery really quick.

Ah done. That medical degree wasn't misplaced with me, eh?