Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Right you are.

Should we say goodbye to Violet? She's leaving for her second year of college.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course. We need to give her going-away gift, anyway.

...Did you check her suitcase before she leaves?

 

[Ren3004]

Nope, I let her have it. She said she wanted something to decorate her dorm.


HEY! Who is that on the back seat of her car?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Good question. You've heard the urban legend about the killer in the backseat, right?

So, explanation, Violet?

 

[Ren3004]

[Violet]Mum, stop that. I'm not a child anymore! I love Jeremy and I want to spend the rest of my life with him. And before you say he isn't right for me, he's the best student in our Arson 101 class.


Now will you leave me alone?[/Violet]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No. No i won't. *holds arms* Look at him. He isn't good enough.

Ren?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hmm. Dungeon is too harsh, Tower is too cliche', Kitchen and armory are far too dangerous...

Her room? Uncle Goat?

 

[Ren3004]

No, she has to go back to Psychopath University. Besides, I always had a fondness for arsonists.


Can't we just leave them alone? And kill him if things go wrong?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Fine. You know better. But if he slips up and makes her unhappy, he'll have us to deal with.

What major is she taking anyway?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I don't.

Don't you think that the Berkeley Psychopath University is the best in the world?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Without a doubt! You got your diploma there right?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, it's right there on the trophy room, next to Jason Todd's suit.


Wasn't that a great moment?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah yeah. You even have the crowbar with it.

Wait, Does that mean you broke in the Batcave?

 

[Ren3004]

I probably did some time. But this is another story.


Don't you know I got that crowbar from Gordon Freeman?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Seriously?! No wonder it beat Todd's head in so well.

What's Freeman like in person?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, he's the strong, silent type.


Want me to introduce you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, I don't know what i'd say. Then again, he's a one-man army, I think I'd have to.

Where can I get a suit like his?