Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, they're far too lazy and That's the steak we all know and love!

You won't scare us like that again will ya'?

 

[SteakHeart]

Blargle.

That's a no, get it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Got it. It also reminded me of bagels.

What do you want for Christmas?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

The death of everyone! MUHAHAHAHA!

Hi! i'm back! How's everyone?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Pretty good! Well, better since I removed that bullet from my head.

Do you want that gift-wrapped by the way?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Uh.....no.

Can i really have that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'll work on it. Maybe not though.

Anything else you want in case I can't get 'the death of everyone'?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Ok, um..

The death of Jedward?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sounds good! And I'll throw in a gold watch.

What are you gonna get me?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Im thinking.

The entire series collection of The Fast Show?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That would be grand. Suits me, Sir!

You see that bit of dust there?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

No. its not me, so fuck off.

Are you an old drunk man sitting in a chair?[sub]Rowley Birkin I think[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, Ah-ha-ha-ha.

Aren't you the same?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Shat ap!

So, have you ever seen That Mitchell and Webb Look?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup! It's pretty funny actually. I've seen it a few times.

So is she A goer eh, sir? Nudge Nudge?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Wink wink.

OMFG IS THAT A GIANT FOOT COMING OUT THE SKY TO CRUSH US?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

OH GOD! WHY MONTY PYTHON?!

Hey, did you sell me this Dead Parrot?

 

[Ren3004]

It's not dead! There's a pin holding it to the floor of the cage.


I can haz cookie?
[sub]OH NO! I think I contracted C. Lolcatus. The... Lolcat Disease![/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes! *hands one*

Do you know the pride I have right now? Also the fear that the disease is contagious?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

A lot. I'm guessing a lot!

Posting. Ur doing it wrong.
[sub]Shit i've got it.[/sub]

L'il halp plz?