Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ugh. I'll work on a cure.

It's not 'that' contagious is it?

 

[Ren3004]

I hopez noes!

I can haz peelz plz?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

OH NOES! Teh peelz r gone!

Wut r we to duu?

Run Vaude! Runz for teh life! Afore it gets u!

 

[Ren3004]

We can drinkz untiz we pazz out!


Is that alrite?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. Yes we will. Once I get a blood sample and find a cure.

Who's treating?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I duz not understansdz coment.

Wer teh moneez? We need tu buy dem!


I R LAZ0R CATZ!

 

[Ren3004]

Y buy dem wen we can robz teh storez?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Good point. Gimme a sec, I've almost got the cure.

Thank god, I seem to be immune, eh?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

*Loses all control and falls into zombie like state*

I can haz cheezbargar? I can haz cheezbargar? I can haz cheezbargar.....

 

[Ren3004]

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZ0R!


I can haz moneez? Or does u want 2 getz teh hurt, bank manger?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Presses button and snares Cougar and Ren* No. You can't have have a cheeseburger until you're cured! And No robbing banks until you can be intimidating again!

*Injects with serum* How are you feeling?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Cheeeeeeeeezaburgaaaaaaar.....cheezburgaaaaar....*passes out*

I can haz teddeez ber?

*Should be fine when wakes up*

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

*Wakes up*

Gentlemen. I hope i did not cause any distress from my momentary delirium?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't think so. HEY, WE'RE CURED!


Vee, how can I ever repay you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, It's not a problem. You two don't need to pay me.

How about those drinks?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Here, barman, chop chop.

Will a pint of bitter suffice, my dear lady?

 

[Ren3004]

She prefers Martini. A vodka martini, shaken, not stirred for me.

What?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nothing you're just being 3004, Ren 3004. Besides I'll take both and a glass of wine.

I thought you knew that wine was my choice?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I shall remember that in the future. It will not escape me like the tarantula can escape by launching one of its hairs into a threats eye, temporarily blinding them.

I say! I appear to be too clever now! I can recite too many equations!

Vaude, do you have a dumbing down mixture? Quick! Im starting to question the stated astronomical proportions of the universe!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hold on. *Checks serums* insta-death...sedative...truth serum...Ah! Intelligence reducer!

You sure you want to go through with this?