Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Dystopian Future Shops. For all your futuristic gear needs.

Where did you think I got that lightsaber from?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Fraught? or The Hairminator? I've been wrong before though.

So, they didn't get you that for Christmas?

 

[Ren3004]

No, that was the 1:1 Millennium Falcon scale model.


Want to take a ride in my Millennium Falcon?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It does sound like it, right?

You do know how to pilot it, if it isn't a euphemism right?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. You can be co-pilot, Harley.


Is the hyperdrive light supposed to be blinking?

 

[Ren3004]

She's out. She drank all my Jawa juice.


Should we call Chewbacca?

 

[Ren3004]

Hell if I know.

I called Chewbacca. What does Ruggle Wagrlll Rurrr mnean?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That she enjoys yoghurt on Spring afternoons?

Jawa juice packs a punch, no?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yup. I *hic* think it might me alcoholic, too.

Good thing I packed anti-alcohol tablets, right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...WHAT? They exist? Why didn't you ever share them?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because I only just found out about them!

Care for some to take with you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, for emergency purposes, but i doubt i'll need them otherwise.

Why'd you leave before we played Russian Roulette yesterday?

 

[SteakHeart]

Eh, you know. Eating. Sleeping. That stuff you guys call "odd."

What makes it so "odd?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because it's so....Normal.

You aren't going all normal on us, are you?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not at all.

Do watermelons ever clean their toilets?