Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

On a scale of 1 to 10?

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!

How awesome was that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Of course, everybody likes teh mudkipszorz.
So awesome, it was awesomely cool!

So I heard you like food.

 

[SteakHeart]

YES. GOD YES.

So, why won't this explosive charge go boom?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because the battery is out.

Why do bugs produce larvae?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because when a mother bug and a father bug love each other very much...

Do i need to go to hospital now?

 

[SteakHeart]

Since you made my favorite rp, yes.

Vaude, what will you give me for my last piecakecookie?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Some money.

Why are you sitting?

 

[SteakHeart]

'Cause my ass hurts.

Should I get up and dance?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, you should also give me that piecakecookie.

How much will it cost?

 

[SteakHeart]

[small]Must not say sex...[/small]
Sex.
[small]GOD FUCKING DAMNIT![/small]

Can you spare 5 bucks for a P.C.C.?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You tried your best, so okay i'll hand over the 5 dollars.

What's in this anyway?

 

[SteakHeart]

A pie. A cake. A cookie.

Simple but tasty, no?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indubitably. My hat goes off to the chef.

You are the chef right?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. I even made the recipe!

Kiss the Cook, remember?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No, I'm just hanging in the kitchen.
What? I thought that was made up. But okay! Wait... is the cook a girl?

Why are you on fire?

 

[SteakHeart]

OH GOD IT BURNS!

Vaude, you gonna kiss me or not?
[small]I DID make you that delicious picakecookie...[/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Fine, Fine. But the apron said nothing on the lips. *Peck on the cheek*

There. Satisfied?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No, I am not Vaude and I only kiss girls.
No, you are not a girl.

What does ET stand for?
Edit: ninja'd!