Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know, I'm way too clumsy and I did leave my fingerprints on the knife.

Yet, how did i get away innocent?

 

[Ren3004]

I offered a bottle of wine to the judge on your behalf.


The cops won't come to this site, will they?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. Wait... okay, they do now.

Do you know your miranda rights?

 

[Ren3004]

No. And if they try telling them to me, I'll just cover my ears.


They can't arrest me if they can't tell me my rights, can they?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In a perfect world they wouldn't. But they still put you in the back of the police car.

What are our charges?

 

[SteakHeart]

The murder of a puppy.

What kind of wine did you offer them? Judges are quite partial to Amontillado...

 

[Ren3004]

A nice Chianti.


Should I have brought some liver too?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes with some fava beans.
Good thing we know what the judge likes huh?

Does it look like we're going away innocent?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure. Just make sure there are no bloodstains on the knife.


That was close, huh?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes, but you're on parole.

*sniff* Why do you smell like chinchillas?

 

[Ren3004]

No reason. *hides a bloody axe*

Why don't you keep out of other people's business.
/veiled threat

 

[SteakHeart]

Because the dead people tell me to. *twitch*

Say, anyone want A BRAND NEW CAR?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, sure, thanks.


What happens if you disobey the voices in your head?

 

[SteakHeart]

Bad things.
[small]Last time I did, mum died...[/small]

Are you guys jealous of me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really, you hear voices, besides i'm content with myself.

What kind of car is it?

 

[SteakHeart]

A ninja car.

Can I have help with my Problem?

 

[Ren3004]

Not if you keep changing your question.


If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does anyone care?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really, well apart from the hippies.

Should i stop angering the hippies?

 

[Ren3004]

Maybe. Or they'll kill you.


But aren't they pacifists?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

They can be vicious when they want to be.

Was it really necessary for them to break my chainsaw wielding arm?