Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup! But it cost me $9786500.

You're going to pay your half right?

 

[tyriso]

gravity will never abbandon you.

How can there be "self help" groups?

 

[Ren3004]

It's easy. You just talk to yourself.


Won't that seem a little weird?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nah, I don't see any problems with that. (But how do you feel about that?) ...Shut up.

Well who knows you better than yourself?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

But I didn't. You went to the wrong station, I had the ship stalled for 30 minutes and you still didn't show up.

Didn't you get the travel information I faxed you?

 

[Ren3004]

No, must have got lost in the middle of of all the spam I got.


Anyone want a free diploma?
[sub]I've got Medicine, Electrical Engineering and Law degrees[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Me! I got my psychology degree revoked remember? I need something to show off.

Could i get Medicine and Law?

 

[CanOfBeans]

no, u can only get law, the other one will cost ya

hey wheres my can of beans?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I sold it on Ebay. I got $30.

Don't you love the weird people on Ebay?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes.


Anyone want an empty shoe box for just $99.99?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No i can't. I've already spent $300 on Abraham Lincoln's hat, apparently he wore a nike cap.

Did anyone else buy it?

 

[CanOfBeans]

yes, now i have something to put my shoes in

nothing is wrong with that right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No. You obviously have expensive, albeit pointless tastes.

Are you saying she's a gold digger?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Incredibly so. But you fell into my trap so i don't mind.

Can I have some of your sandwich?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Mm! Tastes like throat pain and copper!

Ever consider selling these to the public?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

They just won't stand still!

Did you try the death ray?

 

[CanOfBeans]

dont own one , wised i do (ninja >,<)

what would happen if i pissed off that big scary looking guy over there?