Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Lambi]

Only If you're diabetic.

Are you?

 

[Ren3004]

Not that I know of.


What if get brainfreeze?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hold your nose and cough. That works for me.

...Did Batman just fly past the ice-cream parlor?

 

[Ren3004]

No, that was Green Lantern.


How did you confuse the two of them?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well he was on fire, most superheroes look the same when they're burning.

What's a Maneater?

 

[Ren3004]

I thought you knew!


What's your middle name?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't have one.*sob*

Will you give me one?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure.

How about Willis?

 

[Pm0n3y]

What you talkin bout Willis for?!

 

[Ren3004]

Don't you think it would be a good middle name for Vee?


OK, what about Victoria?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Victoria? Hmm. Maybe.

Any other name ideas? If not, Victoria would work!

 

[Ren3004]

No, nothing.
[sub]Vaudevillian Victoria Veteran.[/sub]


OK, what about your maiden name?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's funny. I thought Veteran was my Maiden name. I'm not married, silly!

You thought i was married?

 

[Ren3004]

Just wanted to make sure.


Vee, will you marry me?
[sub]You get cake and a maiden name![/sub]

 

[Pm0n3y]

The hell you proposing to me for?! I ain't a girl!

Well, how about Valorie?

 

[Ren3004]

No, she already chose Victoria.

Why is there a dead body in my attic? STEVE!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw. Even after getting hit by a car, he gets back up and murders.

Ain't he a trooper?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, he is. My little brother... *smiles*.

Vee, will you marry me?
[sub]You get cake and a maiden name![/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

EDIT: sorry about the double post, my PC must have freaked out.
[sub]*starts making backups of everything on his computer*[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm. You do make it sound tempting...alright, Yes.

But...are you sure?