Stupidest Reason Why You've Gotten Into Trouble In School.

[Flaming Narwhal]

My eighth grade Social Studies "teacher" (she's an embarrassment to both teachers and women her age) would flip shit at me constantly for perceived offenses; like that I was being derogatory or something. She nearly sent me to the principal's office for doing homework for another class after I'd finished all the work, including homework, for her class. But my friend saved me by pointing out that he was starting on doing the same thing, and she liked him because he was a starter on the basketball team.

Also last year during my freshman year of high school my science teacher, who is incompetent would often yell at me for breaking glass beakers or something, even though it was always this other clumsy, kind of ditzy girl. Although, the only time I actually got close to flipping shit in her class was when we were working on a group project to make mousetrap cars, and a person in my three-man group was having trouble completely setting the trap. So, she asked me how to finish setting the trap because I was the first person in my group to do it successfully, and when she handed the mousetrap to me she let go too early and it snapped down on my fingers, very loudly. The teacher assumed I'd been playing around and had snapped my own fingers, and gave me a very smug lecture on safety, even after I, my group, and the group working next to ours collaborated on my story. The ***** singled me out ALL YEAR!

On a funnier note, in the seventh grade I was often asleep at the beginning of first period social studies. One day the teacher, fed up, put all the ingredients for his coffee in my hair, then shook my desk to wake me up.

Joke's on him though: my hair smelled AWESOME the rest of the day!

 

[Greenhand]

Eighth grade: I was called up to the Principal's office during first period, ended up sitting outside it for three hours as (I later surmised) he questioned a number of other children. The reason for all this? Well, I was apparently seen at the Hallowe'en dance the night before plotting (his word, not mine) with another student to blow up the school.
However, after calling my parents and checking with students who knew me by my actual fucking name (and not just as "that weird kid"), it was found that I wasn't even at the fucking dance, and that the other student in question was less a friend and more someone that I despised.
Bastards.

Tenth Grade: I was expelled(!) for carrying a pocket knife. The reasoning was that it (the knife, not the reasoning itself) is a deadly weapon, and owing to my long-standing history of being rather odd, I posed a danger to the health of my fellow students.
It's a knife! A tool for cutting things, like string or tape! Not throats. It's not there for killing people, that's what the garrote up my sleeve was for. (Not really, I can never get the thing to stay.)

Yep. What a batch of assholes.

 

[ParadoxHunter]

Well, none of those compare to this. You ready?

I once got a lunchtime detention for bringing the wrong colour socks in PE.

I shit you not, I got a whole 35-minute detention at lunch with no food, because I brought the wrong socks. Which wasn't my fault, as my PE teacher never tells us what sport we are doing next, where we are (because our school can only afford one set of equipment per hall), and when PE will be cancelled, due to some primary school children coming in for the day. (which would have been planned months in advance, may I add)

I also got beaten up, had my glasses broken, left on the floor, by a known bully, and I was the one given isolation for the day. He got a bad note on his report card, and I was the one paraded like the village idiot in front of reception for a whole day. Worse still, a lot of people hated me at that school, and because the reception doubled as a foyer between the two halves of the school, every one of them saw me sat there as if I had done something wrong. I didn't even provoke him, I was talking with friends, then the next minute, BAM!

A little anecdote: Tomorrow evening, I will be going to my end of school prom. Do you want to know what they tried to do WEEKS before it took place? They introduced a Passport system where you had to meet certain criteria, otherwise, you couldn't go to the prom. It wouldn't be so bad, but the criteria included things like not being off school for ONE DAY, or doing community work TWICE, considering we were still doing our GCSE's at the time. The vast majority of people couldn't meet it, and most girls have had to hand back their dresses. It's going to be a very empty hall tomorrow evening...

 

[Someone Depressing]

For accidentally pouring my friend's orange-juice in the container during chemistry. Instead of play-dough, we got some sticky mush that tasted of citrus fruit. I didn't get in all that much trouble, I was just told off.

I also got Networked for being "involed" in a so-called "dangerous game of football" inspite the fact I was only a ball-boy. I didn't even know what was going on, for Christ's sake. They only asked the goalie (someone I absoloutely hated) and the other-team's caaptain, even though everyone got in trouble. To this day, I still don't know what happened.

 

[cozitmatchesyoureyes]

At my high school I once got forced into the principals office for fighting.

The whole story is while in a maths class a friend of mine got so sick of one of the "tough kids" throwing paper at him, he jumped and swung at him punching him in the eye. That break, the tough kid came and punched him in the mouth, ripping the inside of his mouth because of the braces he had. I jumped in before anything else happened and got punched by the guy after which i shoved him into lockers. I got told off, the guy got five days suspension.

 

[Tentickles]

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I have to say mine beats yours. Scroll up and read

 

[Freedomario]

There was one time that i was suspended from school because i accidentally threw a pool ball onto a pool table, it bounced off the wall of the table and landed in another pool table. The same thing happened twice [small](bouncing off of pool tables walls onto another table)[/small] until it hit the glass wall on the other side. You know how hard that is to do? very, VERY hard.
I was suspended 2 weeks because I "could have broken the glass."
[sarcasm yes, i did all of that on purpose /sarcasm]

 

[Tucker154]

I was given ISS one day because a random guy just came up to me and punched me. He even said to the principle that he just wanted to punch someone,so that's what he did. And I got in trouble for it, cause I was aparantly part of a fight, though I didn't do anything to him. But because it was the last day of school with abunch of so called "fun activities", I like that I was in trouble, cause they just put me in an isolated room for the day,so I was able to sleep and listen to some music all day.

 

[Smerf]

back kindergarten, during storytime some kids told me to stick my middle finger up. i didnt know what it ment but i did. then they told the teacher on me. i had to sit in the front but im pretty sure she realized i didnt know what it ment.

 

[RaikuFA]

i got in trouble for getting the shit beaten out of me by my peers. quite a few times my attacker would get away with it and not get in trouble because i said offensive things to them(which wasnt true)

 

[Zaverexus]

7th grade. A teacher had the cord from the tv strung over the door with paperclips. A few people knocked it down accidentally in a rush to leave and the teacher gave the entire class some phony "detention" thing.
I got out of it because I had a band thing.

 

[FuzzyRaccoon]

I can remember being sent to the principal's office in 7th grade. When I got there the principal went ballistic on me and started yelling at me at the top of his lungs, and accusing me of raping someone. And then an aide came in and whispered into his ear, he paused for a moment, then he apologized to me, and then I went back to class. True story.

...That is actually kind of hilarious.
x3.


On the top of getting in trouble...
My friend Leo got expelled for peeing into a glass bottle that he then capped and threw into a crowd of rockabillies (type of punker). Actually... it wasn't that stupid that he got expelled. He kind of deserved it I suppose, even though he did get his ass kicked.

Just wanted to mention it because it was a stupid thing to do in general.

 

[KurmisTheFrog]

In kindergarden I got detention for spilling milk on a kid, no joke.

But in 8th grade, I got the "teacher's station" in the computer lab (in my school, you can control all the computers with it) and I was screwing with my friends computer, but I took it too far and accidentally turned everyones' computer's off. Surprisingly I didn't get in much trouble for THAT.

 

[Aptspire]

I was walking to class with my friend and a teacher stopped us and yelled at my friend for being to happy. She said the next time she saw her being that happy she was going to give her detention. We also got detention for laughing during a school mass by the same teacher.

you should send her this video
and then ask her if it is depressing enough for her
OT: I once got sent to the Principal for belching once. after lunch. when I was 9.
The teacher thought it was real important to add that I was a real pig for doing it.

 

[ltbigjohn]

i was once accused of plotting to shoot up my school in high school. which i had zero intention of doing (though most of the people there would have been better for it) as it turns out it was a miss understanding involving a very thick teacher (who i could never figure out why they didn't just fire for incompetence) and my self having been over heard by said teacher talking quite enthusiastically and loudly about mercenaries 1 in a public area. got called to the principal which was no shock to me because though i was not a trouble maker, because high school teachers have it hard enough so why make their lives more difficult for no reason, i did not give a shit however so i was the type who skipped school cut class and spent almost all my time drawing. this time i had no idea why i was called there and when i got in the room believe me it was quite a shock.

 

[Annoying Turd]

got in trouble for making out with a girl

 

[Vohn_exel]

I had forgotten about this, but Whistling. The thing is, at the time I didn't know how to whistle. I was in class and whistling was explicitly against the rule. It was a reading or writing class, I forget, and I think I was in...maybe the fifth or sixth grade.

The teacher didn't like me much anyway, but other than always being cranky, she wasn't so bad. However, one day literally two minutes before class was over, I was just screwing around making noises with my mouth when I happen to whistle. I stopped and told her it was a mistake and that I hadn't been able to whistle prior to that, but she didn't believe me and I got detention.

I felt bad, but at the same time I was excited because I learned how to whistle. My parents just kind of laughed after they found out why I went to detention, lol.

 

[William MacKay]

a friend of mine was walking down the street at lunch and said, for no reason apart from, i assume, the lulz, "espanol i like the nipple' and a teacher heard. he got excluded for sexually harassing her. he didnt even know she was there.

Half the kids in my 9th grade English class rarely did their homework. Up to the point of this story I had always done mine. However, I missed a single relatively small assignment, and (as usual) about half the class also missed it. So the teacher got fed up and gave everyone who missed the assignment detention that day. It was the only detention I ever saw her give, and the only one I ever got.

ive had the same. and, in my first year science class (of high school, we all have to do it) the teacher we had was a ***** (her class cheered when she said she was retiring this year apparently) and gave us overnight homework, even though we have to have at least a week for it by the school rules. i kept forgetting, because that subject was so bad, i think it actually gave me ADD (or i actually have it and it was just worse because of her). anyway, i technically deserved it because i did my homework about 10 times. anyway, every time she handed out homework she would ask 'has everyone done the homework?' and half the class (the same people) would say no. then she would always say 'and what about you William!?' and then say 'oh, finally, you hand it in' when i say yes, ignoring the other people who never handed in the homework.

 

[Admrl Awsum]

I ripped up a Styrofoam Lunch Tray at my school and when I went to throw it away I was yelled at for "destroying school property." I told the teacher I paid for it, so it was mine.
I was expelled for "vandalism" and "arguing with a teacher."

Being the smart educators they were, when my mom picked me up and we left the office, they were loudly mocking her. Nevertheless, I never went back to that dump.