Stupidest reason you've ever been insulted

[Broady Brio]

Most recently, it was because I fell down the stairs during last weekend's party due to the fact my knee gave in when I was walking down and I couldn't get back up without aid of one of my better friends.

They tell me to not drink too much. (Despite me barely drinking anything.) Didn't think to help me or anything, just laugh at my pain. Pricks didn't get a lift off me next morning.

 

[Professor Idle]

For being a Christian.

Not a bigoted, creationist, gay-hating, 100% bible believing moron, but just a guy who has his own reasons for believing in a higher power, not pressing them on anyone else, and does not mind at all what anyone else thinks.

But everywhere you go there are always one or two people who have an issue with it. If they think I'm wrong, I can understand, but why is it so off-pissing?

Although I do happen to be a moron so I think I can let that one slide.

 

[McMullen]

For my birthday being in July (even though it isn't).

Granted, the guy was schizophrenic and probably thought I was spying on him or something, so it might not be fair to use that example.

In the non-crazy category, I would have to say it was the time I got ridiculed for being polite. This was a high school in an area of the Pacific Northwest not known for brilliant or even functional people though, so it was probably to be expected.

 

[Exocet]

World of Tanks?

Yup, the forums are filled equally with very intelligent people, and filth.

That is enlightening. I honestly thought it was just us Americans that have that strange attitude towards the French. I've never understood this thought process even when I was 10 and all the "Herp durr Freedom Fries" bullshit started over here.

Honestly, it surprised even me. I even caught a Pole and an Italian calling us that stuff. Out of all the people in the world, an Italian called the French surrender monkeys.

Alas, the internet can spread just as much goodwill as fucking stupidity.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Oh boy there are too many to mention. I think it would have to been this-

I admit to my ex friends that I like George Michael song "Flawless (go to the city)".
So what? That song was using another group I liked The Ones (Flawless) and I think it was a good mix. Also I'm not the judgemental type (which my ex friend were) to ignore a song just becasue of the group/ singer past. That would be like refusing to listen to Michael Jackson songs just because of his scandal.

 

[deehadley]

I once got insulted for where I was.

I was waiting for a bus in the village (Chandlers Ford) I grew up in and some chav walked past and said "you're a dick for being in Chandlers Ford" and carried on walking.

I still have no idea where he thought he was, but he was definately right next to me; and he probably said "your a dick" rather than "you're a dick".

 

[snagli]

I got insulted by my American friend for donating money to Japan after the earthquake. "You're a f*cking nazi lover man, they bombed Pearl Harbor!"

When I mentioned Hiroshima and Nagasaki, it went over his head, he probably has no idea what those names are.

 

[Patrick Buck]

Someone called me an asshole because I was annoyed at myself for getting a C in a test, when I was predicted an A*. I said "Damn, I should have done better", And she called me an "Stupid, asshole."
I'm afraid I responded rather badly. We really don't get on....

 

[Susan Arendt]

Once for being too pale-skinned ("I wouldn't go out in public if I looked like you...no offense.") and just recently because the commentor didn't like my voice (yet keeps watching videos I narrate).

 

[chuckey]

Someone called me an asshole because I was annoyed at myself for getting a C in a test, when I was predicted an A*. I said "Damn, I should have done better", And she called me an "Stupid, asshole."
I'm afraid I responded rather badly. We really don't get on....

I know what you mean. I think the person got a bad grade on their test and were annoyed that you were annoyed with a C. Also, they were probably having a bad day.

 

[C F]

There have been plenty of stupid reasons, but I don't bother remembering most of them. The stupidest reason would probably be for never having a girlfriend.
I've had plenty of opportunities, I just don't want to be in a relationship yet.

 

[Malyc]

Not much insulting going on in real life, but it always amuses me when some guy attacks me in a mmo im playing and gets his ass kicked, then calls me a 'noob', insults my mother and so on, it just makes no sense.

Gotta love that. In a MMOFPS I play, when that happens I hunt that person down to the exclusion of all others. Yeah, it cuts down on my kill count, but when they RAGEQUIT, it makes my day.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

For not getting a soda at dinner so I could have one during the movie.

 

[SwimmingRock]

Easy. The time I wore my "RUSSIA!" shirt from a Guggenheim exhibit of Russian modern art and some drunk asshole yelled at me:"Go back to Russia, you fucking communist!" I am not Russian and have actually never even been in/near Russia.

 

[Guffe]

For listening to Iron Maiden.
I was walking down the street and having a earplug from my phone listening to music, was wearing my Maiden shirt, when a few younger kids (maybe 13-14 I was 19 at the time) and they stopped a bit before me and asked if I was listening to Maiden (obviously they noticed the shirt) and I replied with a yes.
They started calling me a curch burning satanist etc...
I starting laughing with a bit "built-in" evil in it and said if I had had my knife with me I would've ripped their guts out and offered them to the almighty Eddie right there.
Funny info, I was heading to the town church.

 

[ckam]

Apparently Asian culture has tendencies to do incest. I don't understand the logic in that, but whatever.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Ok, so I'm hanging out with two friends, call them friend A and B. They are a couple. Friend A's douchy roommate comes in and says I'm "so socially awkward". All 3 of us took like a whole day to figure out where that came from.

He's the kind of guy who's never been in a real relationship, so the idea that a couple can be together in the same room and not screwing is completely foreign to him (i.e, he sees women as masturbatory aids and little else). So, he walks in, sees them not screwing, sees me, assumes I'm cock-blocking...you can see where this goes.

 

[DrunkPickle]

I used to have a friend who always complained that I didn't respond to his insults. Anytime he would make a derogatory comment about me (which was quite often), he expected a comeback. But as I'm a naturally calm person, I usually turned the other cheek. That would make him even more mad, which led to more insults; and one time he even insisted we fought - that's pretty much when our relationship ended ;P

 

[Necroid_Neko]

Ah, I remember when the kids at school went through a phase of insulting me for my large chest size...
But I find people insulting my pale skin to be funnier, I like that they feel that social pressure will encourage me to get skin cancer from tanning beds or orange skin from fake bake just so I can fit in with their image. Somehow, I just don't see it happening :L